PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH showed his awesome power by creating hurricane Katrina and destroying the sinful city of Sodom. His might and destructive powers now rival those powers of GOD himself. Word in the beltway is Sanfrancisco is next where President Bush will loose his might by shaking his leg, is this a nervous gesture or a evil plan to cause an earthquake to destroy Gomorrah. Today destruction of cities with poor people and an abundance of liberals. tomorrow the world. Beware...
PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH showed his awesome power by creating hurricane Katrina and destroying the sinful city of Sodom. His might and destructive powers now rival those powers of GOD himself. Word in the beltway is Sanfrancisco is next where President Bush will loose his might by shaking his leg, is this a nervous gesture or a evil plan to cause an earthquake to destroy Gomorrah. Today destruction of cities with poor people and an abundance of liberals. tomorrow the world. Beware...
Best Movie Adaptations from Books: 1) "Dolores en mi cu lo .I did not read this book or see the movie but I want to seem well rounded in my reading. 2) "The Last tube of glue.-- be right back am huffing while I think. 3) "Fight Club" --I liked this book because it has sweaty men you know hitting each other. 4) "plant-potting" -- this is an excellent book on how to pot plants or how to plant pot plants. whatever. 5) "The Secret of moaning - based on a little known book "The Sec...
Best Movie Adaptations from Books: 1) "Dolores en mi cu lo .I did not read this book or see the movie but I want to seem well rounded in my reading. 2) "The Last tube of glue.-- be right back am huffing while I think. 3) "Fight Club" --I liked this book because it has sweaty men you know hitting each other. 4) "plant-potting" -- this is an excellent book on how to pot plants or how to plant pot plants. whatever. 5) "The Secret of moaning - based on a little known book "The Sec...
MM sits on the side of joeuser, with a sign propped against his knees. Since there has been so much mention of "forum bumps" going on and how much it annoys some people. I have decided to aid the members here. My sign says "will bump for food" or cash. So if you are having a hard time getting your blogs read or just have a huge ego and want to see your posts in the forums and stay there, write me and send cash or food donations to, Moderateman.joeuser.com. For a small fee I w...
MM sits on the side of joeuser, with a sign propped against his knees. Since there has been so much mention of "forum bumps" going on and how much it annoys some people. I have decided to aid the members here. My sign says "will bump for food" or cash. So if you are having a hard time getting your blogs read or just have a huge ego and want to see your posts in the forums and stay there, write me and send cash or food donations to, Moderateman.joeuser.com. For a small fee I w...
Sure when your husband or boyfriend is away I am pulled out of the drawer and put to use, then when you are done USING ME, you put me away. There are times when I am your best friend, I take the place of your lover, you confide in me, sometimes when no one is here I hear you crying. Do you ever take me anywhere? If you do you keep me hidden in the reaches of your purse or luggage. Its a huge thing when you decide to finally change my worn out batteries. You never change them for me...
Sure when your husband or boyfriend is away I am pulled out of the drawer and put to use, then when you are done USING ME, you put me away. There are times when I am your best friend, I take the place of your lover, you confide in me, sometimes when no one is here I hear you crying. Do you ever take me anywhere? If you do you keep me hidden in the reaches of your purse or luggage. Its a huge thing when you decide to finally change my worn out batteries. You never change them for me...
It seems attached to the highway and transportation bill, 6. 9 billion dollors have been set aside. The democrats finally find a sound reason for spending so much money. It seems the entire democratic party is going to get BRAIN and PERSONALITY transplants.
It seems attached to the highway and transportation bill, 6. 9 billion dollors have been set aside. The democrats finally find a sound reason for spending so much money. It seems the entire democratic party is going to get BRAIN and PERSONALITY transplants.
Chapter one verse one: thou shalt not take the name of the President in vain. verse two: Thou shall love thy modman with all thy heart and all thy soul. verse three: thou shall not stress modman out or he will turn into a savage beast. verse four: thou shall have sense enough to get out of the blazing sun, you idjit! verse five: Thou shall have patience with the far left, as they know not what they do. verse six: Thou shall be forgiving of your enemies. Verse seven: If thy enemy strike ...
Chapter one verse one: thou shalt not take the name of the President in vain. verse two: Thou shall love thy modman with all thy heart and all thy soul. verse three: thou shall not stress modman out or he will turn into a savage beast. verse four: thou shall have sense enough to get out of the blazing sun, you idjit! verse five: Thou shall have patience with the far left, as they know not what they do. verse six: Thou shall be forgiving of your enemies. Verse seven: If thy enemy strike ...
At first the rebellion seemed non-threatening, but soon it grew. The ranks started to swell, Demands were made, at first reasonable then when those demands were met, more and more demands were forthcoming. They seem to be never satisfied. No matter how much I gave in it was never enough. I started noticing a change in behavior, slinking around, and meetings that seemed to go silent whenever I entered the room. To make sure I was reading the signs of insurrection correctly I spoke ...
At first the rebellion seemed non-threatening, but soon it grew. The ranks started to swell, Demands were made, at first reasonable then when those demands were met, more and more demands were forthcoming. They seem to be never satisfied. No matter how much I gave in it was never enough. I started noticing a change in behavior, slinking around, and meetings that seemed to go silent whenever I entered the room. To make sure I was reading the signs of insurrection correctly I spoke ...
A Rabbi a Priest and a lawyer are in a boat, The boat strikes a reef and starts to sink. Sharks appear. The priest says I put my faith in the lord Jesus, jumps overboard and is ripped to shreds and eaten by the sharks. The Rabbi says I put my faith in God, jumps overboard and is ripped to shreds and eaten. The lawyer jumps overboard, swims to safety and is telling the police what happened to the priest and the rabbi. The police ask him why was he not eaten by the sharks. Th...