Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.            Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'          Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes  I wonder.'           Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man a...

 Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.            Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'          Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes  I wonder.'           Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man a...

This is how the acceptance speech of Hussein Obama will be, it has already been written in big words so he can read them from the teleprompter. " As I stand here today the newly elected Messiah oops President of the World oops again I meant the United States I make the following promises, to work with the other party, right after I ban them from existence. I will personally stop the warming of the planet by banning all cars, trucks, trains and airplanes including jets from American soil, I...

This is how the acceptance speech of Hussein Obama will be, it has already been written in big words so he can read them from the teleprompter. " As I stand here today the newly elected Messiah oops President of the World oops again I meant the United States I make the following promises, to work with the other party, right after I ban them from existence. I will personally stop the warming of the planet by banning all cars, trucks, trains and airplanes including jets from American soil, I...

The rules of English are mush like the rules of a bar fight, there are no hard and fast rules as far as I can tell. I before E except after C, but this has exceptions. How am I to know? As for Know the word itself, why is the K silent? and if it is silent why is Know not pronounced like NOW? Who made up these rules? I want to know, now! When does someone use a semi colon? or a colon? and who named a colon after a body part? When do you capitalize a word in the middle of a sentence? and ...

The rules of English are mush like the rules of a bar fight, there are no hard and fast rules as far as I can tell. I before E except after C, but this has exceptions. How am I to know? As for Know the word itself, why is the K silent? and if it is silent why is Know not pronounced like NOW? Who made up these rules? I want to know, now! When does someone use a semi colon? or a colon? and who named a colon after a body part? When do you capitalize a word in the middle of a sentence? and ...

There will just be a few simple rules to follow. 1.  Commitment to a White  God. 2.  Commitment to the White Community. 3.  Commitment to the White Family. 4.  Dedication to the Pursuit of white Education any reference to black education will be left out. 5.  Dedication to the Pursuit of white Excellence 6.  Adherence to the White Work Ethic. 7.  Commitment to Self-Discipline and Self-Respect according to the white experience. ...

There will just be a few simple rules to follow. 1.  Commitment to a White  God. 2.  Commitment to the White Community. 3.  Commitment to the White Family. 4.  Dedication to the Pursuit of white Education any reference to black education will be left out. 5.  Dedication to the Pursuit of white Excellence 6.  Adherence to the White Work Ethic. 7.  Commitment to Self-Discipline and Self-Respect according to the white experience. ...

Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair. Truly this is a case of cumming while he was going. Dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in L.A. The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating i...

Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair. Truly this is a case of cumming while he was going. Dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in L.A. The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating i...

I was in the ninth grade when I learned a vital lesson about love. My girlfriend at the time, Ivy Apothaca, was stunningly cute, frighteningly smart and armed with a seemingly endless supply of form-fitting angora sweaters. And me? Let's just say I was an adolescent James Dean to her budding Natalie Wood-- and well aware of my good fortune. Then one day, as we stood in line for a movie at the mall, Simone Shaw, junior high prom queen, sauntered by. Suddenly Amy turned to me. "Were you looking...

I was in the ninth grade when I learned a vital lesson about love. My girlfriend at the time, Ivy Apothaca, was stunningly cute, frighteningly smart and armed with a seemingly endless supply of form-fitting angora sweaters. And me? Let's just say I was an adolescent James Dean to her budding Natalie Wood-- and well aware of my good fortune. Then one day, as we stood in line for a movie at the mall, Simone Shaw, junior high prom queen, sauntered by. Suddenly Amy turned to me. "Were you looking...

The French have came up with their own unique terror warning system! They keep it simple there are just four warning stages. Stage one. Run Stage two. Hide Stage three. Surrender Stage four. Collaborate I hope this brings a smile or giggle to your saturday. Love to all, Elie