The survey group called "we hate everything about George Bush" has released the latest figures on the massive expenditure of bullets in IRAQ. It seem that due to Bushes foreign policy has caused our military to miss their targets about 14 percent of the time!! Because of the bad training Bush has given the combat soldiers it is costing an extra 14 cents per bullet. Now if a marine misses 14% of the time and shoots 100 rounds a day, this 14 rounds at 14 cents a round being wasted!!!! ...

The survey group called "we hate everything about George Bush" has released the latest figures on the massive expenditure of bullets in IRAQ. It seem that due to Bushes foreign policy has caused our military to miss their targets about 14 percent of the time!! Because of the bad training Bush has given the combat soldiers it is costing an extra 14 cents per bullet. Now if a marine misses 14% of the time and shoots 100 rounds a day, this 14 rounds at 14 cents a round being wasted!!!! ...

I thought I would just post an article for nothing but weird and strange thoughts that go through a persons mind. My thoughtsof the day is, Why is my poop sometimes black and looks like tar? Can a rat really crawl inside a womans vagina and live there? What would happen if all the insects in the world got really pissed off and banded together to fight man?   I don't want an answer btw, just a strange thought that you have.

I thought I would just post an article for nothing but weird and strange thoughts that go through a persons mind. My thoughtsof the day is, Why is my poop sometimes black and looks like tar? Can a rat really crawl inside a womans vagina and live there? What would happen if all the insects in the world got really pissed off and banded together to fight man?   I don't want an answer btw, just a strange thought that you have.

Since we already know the Democrats have lost the respect of any right thinking person, this is there way to solve Americas problems. You will notice a distinct lack of any plans to put there word into action, but this is what we have grown to expect from the left. The only thing they are good at these days is complaining, whining, obstructing and bashing our troops. It has all been boiled down to one or two words, this in hope no one will ask about plans. In some rare instances three words will...

Since we already know the Democrats have lost the respect of any right thinking person, this is there way to solve Americas problems. You will notice a distinct lack of any plans to put there word into action, but this is what we have grown to expect from the left. The only thing they are good at these days is complaining, whining, obstructing and bashing our troops. It has all been boiled down to one or two words, this in hope no one will ask about plans. In some rare instances three words will...

@ sick pieces of humor brought to you from the ramblings of a twisted mind. You know you are sick, when you go to become an organ donor, they look at your medical records, and want to charge you extra when you die for having to handle Hazardous waste!! You know you are sick when you are at the doctors office to have a band aid removed, you look up and everyone is wearing a Hazmat SUIT! Now before someone gets all bent out of shape because I am not being politically correct, firs...

@ sick pieces of humor brought to you from the ramblings of a twisted mind. You know you are sick, when you go to become an organ donor, they look at your medical records, and want to charge you extra when you die for having to handle Hazardous waste!! You know you are sick when you are at the doctors office to have a band aid removed, you look up and everyone is wearing a Hazmat SUIT! Now before someone gets all bent out of shape because I am not being politically correct, firs...

While playing the kill bin laden game, I kept hearing him holler something. Colleen and I listened very carefully, At first we thought it was death to Americans, but after more listening we realized bin laden was shouting "death to watermelons" What I want to know is what did a watermelon do to piss the number one terrorist off so much?

While playing the kill bin laden game, I kept hearing him holler something. Colleen and I listened very carefully, At first we thought it was death to Americans, but after more listening we realized bin laden was shouting "death to watermelons" What I want to know is what did a watermelon do to piss the number one terrorist off so much?

While reading about the trials and tribulations of being female, you know, the monthly cycle, hormones running amok, pregnancy, crying for no sound reason I came to the realization how much I appreciate being man! If men got preggers the human race would have died long ago, one time through birth contractions and we would just say no! hell no! NO! GO AWAY~!. My hats off to all the ladies that are preggers now! Better you than me! heh heh heh

While reading about the trials and tribulations of being female, you know, the monthly cycle, hormones running amok, pregnancy, crying for no sound reason I came to the realization how much I appreciate being man! If men got preggers the human race would have died long ago, one time through birth contractions and we would just say no! hell no! NO! GO AWAY~!. My hats off to all the ladies that are preggers now! Better you than me! heh heh heh

My fellow Democrats in keeping with our policies of never talking about anything of substance I have ordered all democrat interns to do the following , for the following reasons. Watch all republicans to see if you can see any with their zippers on their trousers down, we can use this to show Republicans are sexual predators or have just nasty hygiene. Report any stains on ties that vaguely resemble blood, I am sure we can start a rumor that he or she killed someone and the administration ...