I am so glad to be male!

I am man hear me whimper.

Published on April 7, 2006 By Moderateman In Humor

While reading about the trials and tribulations of being female, you know, the monthly cycle, hormones running amok, pregnancy, crying for no sound reason I came to the realization how much I appreciate being man!

If men got preggers the human race would have died long ago, one time through birth contractions and we would just say no! hell no! NO! GO AWAY~!.

My hats off to all the ladies that are preggers now!

Better you than me! heh heh heh

Comments (Page 1)

Gimpyone

on Apr 07, 2006

I for one am glad you are male too.....enough said

Buddah Moskowitz

on Apr 07, 2006

Then again, being male ain't all beer and skittles Link.

I join your salute to all expectant mothers everywhere!

amandapearl2

on Apr 07, 2006

yeah yeah laugh it up. Being a chick can suck hardcore sometimes, but we hold the power over the men (or at least, the 18 year old boys).

Trudygolightly

on Apr 07, 2006

we hold the power over the men (or at least, the 18 year old boys).

ROFL...good one!

Ya MM, I'm glad too you're a man! you'd look pretty silly as a gal, what with your height, and your manly appearance!

That expression you used, "better you than me", I had a boss that used to say that to me whenever something bad happened to me. It was the only thing about him I didn't like...had never heard that before, seemed so callous, now I know it's a harmless thing to say.

Moderateman

on Apr 07, 2006

Reply By: GimpyonePosted: Friday, April 07, 2006I for one am glad you are male too.....enough said

thanx michelemybelle, have I told you today how much you mean to me? if I have not well then, I love you.

Moderateman

on Apr 07, 2006

Reply By: Buddah MoskowitzPosted: Friday, April 07, 2006Then again, being male ain't all beer and skittles Link.I join your salute to all expectant mothers everywhere!

the only bad thing about being male is twisted balls, you know when you cross your legs to fast and catch em. owwwwww..

Moderateman

on Apr 07, 2006

Reply By: Amanda Pearl IIPosted: Friday, April 07, 2006yeah yeah laugh it up. Being a chick can suck hardcore sometimes, but we hold the power over the men (or at least, the 18 year old boys).

being almost 60, ewwwwwwwww I concure women have the power, but then so do us mancritters.

Moderateman

on Apr 07, 2006

Reply By: TrudygolightlyPosted: Friday, April 07, 2006we hold the power over the men (or at least, the 18 year old boys). ROFL...good one!Ya MM, I'm glad too you're a man! you'd look pretty silly as a gal, what with your height, and your manly appearance! That expression you used, "better you than me", I had a boss that used to say that to me whenever something bad happened to me. It was the only thing about him I didn't like...had never heard that before, seemed so callous, now I know it's a harmless thing to say.

glad you got it in the spirit it was meant for, just a casual thought with no malice.

Dr Guy

on Apr 07, 2006

the only bad thing about being male is twisted balls, you know when you cross your legs to fast and catch em. owwwwww..

How about zipper snipper? Uh, huh! Sometimes it is not good being male!

But leave it to the dean of men to write a great tribute to women! I concur!

Dynosoar

on Apr 07, 2006

Moderateman

on Apr 07, 2006

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, April 07, 2006the only bad thing about being male is twisted balls, you know when you cross your legs to fast and catch em. owwwwww..How about zipper snipper? Uh, huh! Sometimes it is not good being male!

I started wearing buttonfly jeans exclusively due to my older brother catching his nuts in a zipper, I was around 8 when that happened and still remember the screams.

Dr Guy

on Apr 07, 2006

I was around 8 when that happened and still remember the screams.

It only takes once!

Locamama

on Apr 07, 2006

How about zipper snipper? Uh, huh! Sometimes it is not good being male!

Beans and franks. Beans and franks. - something about mary -

it had to be said

Well as much as being a woman can stink at times, I'm glad I'm a woman. It would just be weird being a man having all those extra parts hanging out all over the place. How weird would that be?

bakerstreet

on Apr 07, 2006

Besides, if you suddenly found yourself to be female you probably wouldn't leave the house for weeks... if you know what I mean...

Moderateman

on Apr 07, 2006

#13 by Locamama
Friday, April 07, 2006

Well as much as being a woman can stink at times, I'm glad I'm a woman. It would just be weird being a man having all those extra parts hanging out all over the place. How weird would that be?

one word.. breasts.

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