I am so glad to be male!

I am man hear me whimper.

Published on April 7, 2006 By Moderateman In Humor

While reading about the trials and tribulations of being female, you know, the monthly cycle, hormones running amok, pregnancy, crying for no sound reason I came to the realization how much I appreciate being man!

If men got preggers the human race would have died long ago, one time through birth contractions and we would just say no! hell no! NO! GO AWAY~!.

My hats off to all the ladies that are preggers now!

Better you than me! heh heh heh

Comments (Page 2)

Moderateman

on Apr 07, 2006

#14 by BakerStreet
Friday, April 07, 2006

Besides, if you suddenly found yourself to be female you probably wouldn't leave the house for weeks... if you know what I mean...

ya i would be too busy crying about stuff i don't know about. heh heh heh

Sugaree

on Apr 08, 2006

If males were the one's that give birth, abortion wouldn’t be an issue….It would be a sport.

Moderateman

on Apr 09, 2006

Reply By: C¢¾CPosted: Saturday, April 08, 2006If males were the one's that give birth, abortion wouldn¡¯t be an issue¡¦.It would be a sport

if males gave birth it would only happen once.

JillUser

on Apr 09, 2006

if males gave birth it would only happen once.

I think if males gave birth they would simply go back to the days when they put you under until the baby was there. First sign of labor and you guys would hook yourselves up with a spinal

My hubby and boys all are thankful they are guys. At least they are also thankful I'm not

Thanks for the laugh!

Moderateman

on Apr 09, 2006

Reply By: JillUserPosted: Sunday, April 09, 2006if males gave birth it would only happen once.I think if males gave birth they would simply go back to the days when they put you under until the baby was there. First sign of labor and you guys would hook yourselves up with a spinal My hubby and boys all are thankful they are guys. At least they are also thankful I'm not Thanks for the laugh!

you are most welcome expectant mommie! drugs or spinal, I am so sure we would wimp out after the first child, the human race would quickly find itself extinct.

My hats off to all you moms, not just for being able to create life, but for having to put up with us men too! heh

dynamaso

on Apr 10, 2006

Good one. I'll side with you and say I'm glad I'm male too.

Beans and franks. Beans and franks

Oh yes, now there is a funny movie.

Reminds me of a joke: why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

foreverserenity

on Apr 10, 2006

Reminds me of a joke: why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

! Funny!

I think we're all happy you're male Elie!

I for one am glad to be female! Plus, who would want to have something that brings attention to you if you can't control your thoughts!

Moderateman

on Apr 10, 2006

#21 by dynamaso
Monday, April 10, 2006

Reminds me of a joke: why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

that one made me shoot morning coffee through my nose, I hope yer happy! bahahahahah

Moderateman

on Apr 10, 2006

#22 by foreverserenity
Monday, April 10, 2006

for one am glad to be female! Plus, who would want to have something that brings attention to you if you can't control your thoughts!!

ummmm..... monthly, white pants, no plug.. it happens!

shawright.

on Apr 10, 2006

If men got pregnant it would probably become a competition. And those that complained about labor pains, etc. would be told to "Suck it up."

dynamaso

on Apr 10, 2006

I hope yer happy! bahahahahah

Always, Elie, always. But now I have a big smile on my face picturing you with coffee running out of your nose.

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