Death to Watermelons!

Did I hear right?

Published on May 16, 2006 By Moderateman In Humor

While playing the kill bin laden game, I kept hearing him holler something.

Colleen and I listened very carefully, At first we thought it was death to Americans, but after more listening we realized bin laden was shouting "death to watermelons" What I want to know is what did a watermelon do to piss the number one terrorist off so much?

Comments (Page 1)

Shovelheat

on May 16, 2006

My Dad always called watermelon "piss chunks." Maybe he hates 'em so bad 'cause they make him gotta go pee-pee.

Sally jacobs

on May 16, 2006

I just hope bananas do nothing to irritate him. How I love bananas.....

Gimpyone

on May 16, 2006

maybe he swallowed too many watermelon seeds and he peed them out and made a big splash on the water which splashed over the seat, I hate pee on da bowl.

Shovelheat

on May 16, 2006

maybe he swallowed too many watermelon seeds and he peed them out and made a big splash on the water which splashed over the seat, I hate pee on da bowl.

Haha..that's probably it! But I dunno...seems to me those sons a bitches are forever calling for the death of something...

Dr Guy

on May 16, 2006

This is the funniest example of navel gazing I have ever read!

Well done!

Moderateman

on May 16, 2006

Reply By: ShovelheatPosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006My Dad always called watermelon "piss chunks." Maybe he hates 'em so bad 'cause they make him gotta go pee-pee

maybe we can switch tactic in the war on terror and send boat loads of watermelons for the terrorist to destroy.

Moderateman

on May 16, 2006

Reply By: Sally jacobsPosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006I just hope bananas do nothing to irritate him. How I love bananas.....

I am sure somewhere in the twisted koran { not be confused with the real one} bananas are forbidden because they cause homosexuality.

Moderateman

on May 16, 2006

Reply By: GimpyonePosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006maybe he swallowed too many watermelon seeds and he peed them out and made a big splash on the water which splashed over the seat, I hate pee on da bowl.

tell jacob to aim better! hahahahahahaha

Moderateman

on May 16, 2006

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006This is the funniest example of navel gazing I have ever read! Well done!

thanx doc, did you get my return email?

Dr Guy

on May 16, 2006

thanx doc, did you get my return email?

Yep. Talk to you soon.

Sally jacobs

on May 16, 2006

Ahh praise the lord for gay bananas! Amen!

Adventure-Dude

on May 16, 2006

A fruit slaughtering fruits? Now I've heard EVERYTHING

Moderateman

on May 16, 2006

Reply By: Adventure-DudePosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006A fruit slaughtering fruits? Now I've heard EVERYTHING

I guess because he has been in hiding so long his twisted brain has become even more twisted and now he is bent on slaughtering anything that reminds him of america.

Tova7

on May 16, 2006

Maybe he is saying "death to all Americans?" Sounds like watermelon.

Or maybe, like me, he associates July 4th with the sweet juicy fruit, and hates it more for the symbolism.

Moderateman

on May 16, 2006

Reply By: Tova7Posted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006Maybe he is saying "death to all Americans?"

geeze tova, of course he is saying death to all americans.. but sounds nicer when I think it's death to watermelons.

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