Death to Watermelons!

Did I hear right?

Published on May 16, 2006 By Moderateman In Humor

While playing the kill bin laden game, I kept hearing him holler something.

Colleen and I listened very carefully, At first we thought it was death to Americans, but after more listening we realized bin laden was shouting "death to watermelons" What I want to know is what did a watermelon do to piss the number one terrorist off so much?

Comments (Page 2)

Adventure-Dude

on May 16, 2006

I guess because he has been in hiding so long his twisted brain has become even more twisted and now he is bent on slaughtering anything that reminds him of america.

Hmmm the last watermelon I sliced open was red, white, and Green. Maybe this whole time he has been mixed up on colors

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You know you do lose your eyesight if you stay in a cave without light for too long.

Moderateman

on May 16, 2006

Reply By: little-whipPosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006And a couple more, i'm feeling generous today.

thanx whip, I knew that under your guise as an evil bitch there beat a heart of gold. hahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tova7

on May 16, 2006

geeze tova, of course he is saying death to all americans..

ok, ok, so I am a little slow on the uptake....too much dirt on the brain.

Moderateman

on May 16, 2006

#21 by Tova7
Tuesday, May 16, 2006

ok, ok, so I am a little slow on the uptake....too much dirt on the brain.

{{{[[[[[tova}}}} ain't we all!

dynamaso

on May 16, 2006

Ah, now I get it - WMD really stands for 'Watermelons Of Mass Destruction'... Okay, now it is all making sense

Dr Guy

on May 17, 2006

Ah, now I get it - WMD really stands for 'Watermelons Of Mass Destruction'... Okay, now it is all making sense

Or a remake of "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" with Watermelons playing the part?

Moderateman

on May 17, 2006

Reply By: dynamasoPosted: Tuesday, May 16, 2006Ah, now I get it - WMD really stands for 'Watermelons Of Mass Destruction'... Okay, now it is all making sense

Oh my God I never connected the dot,s.........

Moderateman

on May 17, 2006

Reply By: little-whipPosted: Wednesday, May 17, 2006Ah, now I get it - WMD really stands for 'Watermelons Of Mass Destruction'... Hahaha! It's gettin deep in here....

dats why when I am here I wear my cyber hip boots! muah!

Adventure-Dude

on May 17, 2006

Hmmm Something I realized is older military practice was to use watermelons with swords. Ha ha reminds me of the Indiana Jones movie with the sword swinging guy and he pulls out the gun and shoots him.

MasonM

on May 17, 2006

Ya sure it isn't "debt to watermelons?" Sounds like a mud hut/cave dweller fiscal plan to me.

Adventure-Dude

on May 17, 2006

What about 'deft to watermelons'maybe he swallowed a seed and now has a watermelon growing out of his ears. Mom was telling the truth AFTERALL!!!

Moderateman

on May 17, 2006

28 by Adventure-Dude
Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Hmmm Something I realized is older military practice was to use watermelons with swords.

that's because the stroke that cleaves a watermelon would cleave a body the same way.

Moderateman

on May 17, 2006

29 by MasonM
Wednesday, May 17, 2006

What about 'deft to watermelons'maybe

rusel simmons def watermelon jam

dynamaso

on May 17, 2006

Or a remake of "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" with Watermelons playing the part?

LOL

They're sweet, they're sticky and they're bad... This summer, Watch. Your. Patch. The Melons are on the move...

Hahaha! It's gettin deep in here....

...and only getting deeper.

MasonM

on May 19, 2006

#32 by Moderateman
Wednesday, May 17, 2006

[Moderateman]
29 by MasonM
Wednesday, May 17, 2006

What about 'deft to watermelons'maybe

rusel simmons def watermelon jam

hmmmm, watermelon jam....that would make for some interesting bagels

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