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January 4, 2007 by Moderateman
MODERATEMAN IS ON VACATION, LIBERALMAN IS SITTING IN FOR TODAYS ARTICLE. Saddam Hussein hero of the revolution, champion of justice, man adored by millions, poet, author, wrongly accused of crimes against humanity was hanged in the most awful manner, tortured verbally by American plants in a room devised for his hanging, unflinchingly Saddam stood there chin held high, eyes straight ahead meeting his death with honor and grace, offering his neck to the noose that would end this old mans...
January 4, 2007 by Moderateman
MODERATEMAN IS ON VACATION, LIBERALMAN IS SITTING IN FOR TODAYS ARTICLE. Saddam Hussein hero of the revolution, champion of justice, man adored by millions, poet, author, wrongly accused of crimes against humanity was hanged in the most awful manner, tortured verbally by American plants in a room devised for his hanging, unflinchingly Saddam stood there chin held high, eyes straight ahead meeting his death with honor and grace, offering his neck to the noose that would end this old mans...
December 1, 2006 by Moderateman
 It seems that hiding in those caves have made the members of Al Qaeda very lonely for women and they are now calling for some nice Jewish women to have cybersex with. While the leader Usama Bin Laden tried to deny this call for cybering with American Jewish women he did mention a nice steamy black woman would do in a pinch. She need not be Muslim. His second in command has said that and this is a quote " no no no we meant cyber attacks, not cyber sex" Sureeeeeeee said the reporter ju...
December 1, 2006 by Moderateman
 It seems that hiding in those caves have made the members of Al Qaeda very lonely for women and they are now calling for some nice Jewish women to have cybersex with. While the leader Usama Bin Laden tried to deny this call for cybering with American Jewish women he did mention a nice steamy black woman would do in a pinch. She need not be Muslim. His second in command has said that and this is a quote " no no no we meant cyber attacks, not cyber sex" Sureeeeeeee said the reporter ju...
November 21, 2006 by Moderateman
This is a forward E-mail from a friend of mine that is a true bleeding heart Liberal, she is also a wonderful friend and knows of my service to country. This is funny and sad, yet so true. Not just republicans think the MSM is demented.   >Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U. S. Marine >Sargent were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the >terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request >before they w...
November 21, 2006 by Moderateman
This is a forward E-mail from a friend of mine that is a true bleeding heart Liberal, she is also a wonderful friend and knows of my service to country. This is funny and sad, yet so true. Not just republicans think the MSM is demented.   >Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U. S. Marine >Sargent were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the >terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request >before they w...
September 20, 2006 by Moderateman
 While trying to beat a drug test, God displays his sense of the absurd....  This makes you wonder exactly how stupid are some people? Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, plead guilty to microwaving a plastic penis, to pass a drug test for a job., and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said. Police in McKeesport, about 1...
September 20, 2006 by Moderateman
 While trying to beat a drug test, God displays his sense of the absurd....  This makes you wonder exactly how stupid are some people? Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, plead guilty to microwaving a plastic penis, to pass a drug test for a job., and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said. Police in McKeesport, about 1...
September 1, 2006 by Moderateman
 So with things going so bad in Iraq, Bush is now Lieing about the lies he told while lieing about how Saddam lied to the lieing terrorists that lied about sept 11th. His lies about lieing is a refreshing change from the other lies he lied about during his campaign for President in 2004, where he lied about all the lies being told about Hanoijohn kerry who himself is quite an accomplished liar. Bushes next lie will be about the lies told to the liars club, also known as congress.
September 1, 2006 by Moderateman
 So with things going so bad in Iraq, Bush is now Lieing about the lies he told while lieing about how Saddam lied to the lieing terrorists that lied about sept 11th. His lies about lieing is a refreshing change from the other lies he lied about during his campaign for President in 2004, where he lied about all the lies being told about Hanoijohn kerry who himself is quite an accomplished liar. Bushes next lie will be about the lies told to the liars club, also known as congress.
August 17, 2006 by Moderateman
The survey group called "we hate everything about George Bush" has released the latest figures on the massive expenditure of bullets in IRAQ. It seem that due to Bushes foreign policy has caused our military to miss their targets about 14 percent of the time!! Because of the bad training Bush has given the combat soldiers it is costing an extra 14 cents per bullet. Now if a marine misses 14% of the time and shoots 100 rounds a day, this 14 rounds at 14 cents a round being wasted!!!! ...
August 17, 2006 by Moderateman
The survey group called "we hate everything about George Bush" has released the latest figures on the massive expenditure of bullets in IRAQ. It seem that due to Bushes foreign policy has caused our military to miss their targets about 14 percent of the time!! Because of the bad training Bush has given the combat soldiers it is costing an extra 14 cents per bullet. Now if a marine misses 14% of the time and shoots 100 rounds a day, this 14 rounds at 14 cents a round being wasted!!!! ...
August 14, 2006 by Moderateman
I thought I would just post an article for nothing but weird and strange thoughts that go through a persons mind. My thoughtsof the day is, Why is my poop sometimes black and looks like tar? Can a rat really crawl inside a womans vagina and live there? What would happen if all the insects in the world got really pissed off and banded together to fight man?   I don't want an answer btw, just a strange thought that you have.
August 14, 2006 by Moderateman
I thought I would just post an article for nothing but weird and strange thoughts that go through a persons mind. My thoughtsof the day is, Why is my poop sometimes black and looks like tar? Can a rat really crawl inside a womans vagina and live there? What would happen if all the insects in the world got really pissed off and banded together to fight man?   I don't want an answer btw, just a strange thought that you have.
June 8, 2006 by Moderateman
Since we already know the Democrats have lost the respect of any right thinking person, this is there way to solve Americas problems. You will notice a distinct lack of any plans to put there word into action, but this is what we have grown to expect from the left. The only thing they are good at these days is complaining, whining, obstructing and bashing our troops. It has all been boiled down to one or two words, this in hope no one will ask about plans. In some rare instances three words will...