America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
One or two word solutions to all of Americas problems.
Published on June 8, 2006 By Moderateman In Humor
Since we already know the Democrats have lost the respect of any right thinking person, this is there way to solve Americas problems. You will notice a distinct lack of any plans to put there word into action, but this is what we have grown to expect from the left. The only thing they are good at these days is complaining, whining, obstructing and bashing our troops. It has all been boiled down to one or two words, this in hope no one will ask about plans. In some rare instances three words will be used.


Problem: The War In Iraq... Solution:Run away

Problem: The war on terror... solution: hide

Problem: Illegal Immigration... solution:Citizenship

Problem: The economy... solution: Bush fixed it.

Problem: the deficit: ...solution: Tax the rich

Problem: Health care...Solution:don't get sick!

Problem:Racism.... Solution: Mixed marriages

This is the end and this is what we can expect when the Democrats are back in power. Sooner or later they will be back, we can only hope they don't finish ruining the country before they lose power again.
Comments
on Jun 08, 2006
But if I do get sick everyone else should pay for it except for me.
on Jun 08, 2006


I seriously shudder at the thought of a democrat, or someone like me in office (pacifist). Seriously, who knows what would happen...

~L
on Jun 08, 2006
Sounds awfully French to me!
on Jun 08, 2006
Reply By: Adventure-DudePosted: Thursday, June 08, 2006But if I do get sick everyone else should pay for it except for me.


that would be socialism, that will be addressed when I write "what democrats aspire to be" article
on Jun 08, 2006
Reply By: ElindelWolfPosted: Thursday, June 08, 2006I seriously shudder at the thought of a democrat, or someone like me in office (pacifist). Seriously, who knows what would happen...


a pacifist President. hmmmmm now that's real damn scary.
on Jun 08, 2006
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, June 08, 2006Sounds awfully French to me!


this plan was given to the democrats {because they have no plans of their own} by the French.
on Jun 08, 2006

this plan was given to the democrats {because they have no plans of their own} by the French.

I knew it!  I can smell French a mile away!  Nothing escapes this schnozz!

on Jun 08, 2006
I knew it! I can smell French a mile away! Nothing escapes this schnozz!



Are you sure its not the garlic
on Jun 08, 2006
I knew it! I can smell French a mile away! Nothing escapes this schnozz!



Are you sure its not the garlic


I am going to have to change my name to Dr. Garlic!
on Jun 08, 2006
The democrat leadership reminds me of Monty Python's Argument Clinic....

"No it isn't" ;~D
on Jun 08, 2006
10 by ParaTed2k
Thu, June 08, 2006 7:11 PM


The democrat leadership reminds me of Monty Python's Argument Clinic....

"No it isn't" ;~D


yes it is!