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May 16, 2006 by Moderateman
While playing the kill bin laden game, I kept hearing him holler something. Colleen and I listened very carefully, At first we thought it was death to Americans, but after more listening we realized bin laden was shouting "death to watermelons" What I want to know is what did a watermelon do to piss the number one terrorist off so much?
May 16, 2006 by Moderateman
While playing the kill bin laden game, I kept hearing him holler something. Colleen and I listened very carefully, At first we thought it was death to Americans, but after more listening we realized bin laden was shouting "death to watermelons" What I want to know is what did a watermelon do to piss the number one terrorist off so much?
April 21, 2006 by Moderateman
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April 21, 2006 by Moderateman
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April 7, 2006 by Moderateman
While reading about the trials and tribulations of being female, you know, the monthly cycle, hormones running amok, pregnancy, crying for no sound reason I came to the realization how much I appreciate being man! If men got preggers the human race would have died long ago, one time through birth contractions and we would just say no! hell no! NO! GO AWAY~!. My hats off to all the ladies that are preggers now! Better you than me! heh heh heh
April 7, 2006 by Moderateman
While reading about the trials and tribulations of being female, you know, the monthly cycle, hormones running amok, pregnancy, crying for no sound reason I came to the realization how much I appreciate being man! If men got preggers the human race would have died long ago, one time through birth contractions and we would just say no! hell no! NO! GO AWAY~!. My hats off to all the ladies that are preggers now! Better you than me! heh heh heh
February 15, 2006 by Moderateman
My fellow Democrats in keeping with our policies of never talking about anything of substance I have ordered all democrat interns to do the following , for the following reasons. Watch all republicans to see if you can see any with their zippers on their trousers down, we can use this to show Republicans are sexual predators or have just nasty hygiene. Report any stains on ties that vaguely resemble blood, I am sure we can start a rumor that he or she killed someone and the administration ...
February 15, 2006 by Moderateman
My fellow Democrats in keeping with our policies of never talking about anything of substance I have ordered all democrat interns to do the following , for the following reasons. Watch all republicans to see if you can see any with their zippers on their trousers down, we can use this to show Republicans are sexual predators or have just nasty hygiene. Report any stains on ties that vaguely resemble blood, I am sure we can start a rumor that he or she killed someone and the administration ...
January 25, 2006 by Moderateman
http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01/once-again-kerry-is-still-thinking.html http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01/kennedy-supports-drownings-over-strip.html http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01/saddam-is-one-that-made-mrs-alito-cry.html http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01/democrats-are-nothing-without-media.html http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01/bush-caused-ariel-sharons-stroke-yeah.html http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01...
January 25, 2006 by Moderateman
http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01/once-again-kerry-is-still-thinking.html http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01/kennedy-supports-drownings-over-strip.html http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01/saddam-is-one-that-made-mrs-alito-cry.html http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01/democrats-are-nothing-without-media.html http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01/bush-caused-ariel-sharons-stroke-yeah.html http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com/2006/01...
December 16, 2005 by Moderateman
It all started simply, I wandered into joeuser by mistake, Suddenly I was trapped , I saw names and sites of bloggers and wondered who are these people. I read some and decided to register and comment, lo and behold my first comment and there it was five Points! I wrote an article and bam! 15 points appeared! Soon the craving for points became unbearable, one point, five points, fifteen points, it all became a blur, I NEEDED POINTS! SOON I FOUND MYSELF BEGGING FOR POINTS. ...
December 16, 2005 by Moderateman
It all started simply, I wandered into joeuser by mistake, Suddenly I was trapped , I saw names and sites of bloggers and wondered who are these people. I read some and decided to register and comment, lo and behold my first comment and there it was five Points! I wrote an article and bam! 15 points appeared! Soon the craving for points became unbearable, one point, five points, fifteen points, it all became a blur, I NEEDED POINTS! SOON I FOUND MYSELF BEGGING FOR POINTS. ...
December 15, 2005 by Moderateman
About the economy. nope none there About terrorist. none there either. About the deficit. still waiting. About social security. yikes none yet. About the Iraq war. Run Away!! fast as we can. About the national budget. "where can we tax some more people?"
December 15, 2005 by Moderateman
About the economy. nope none there About terrorist. none there either. About the deficit. still waiting. About social security. yikes none yet. About the Iraq war. Run Away!! fast as we can. About the national budget. "where can we tax some more people?"
November 22, 2005 by Moderateman
The latest in French weapons have been released: The new Mirage jet capable of reaching speeds of mach 3 while making extremely short turns, this latest jet has all the latest computer driven weapons, there chain gun is a nose based weapon that can fire as many as 8,000 round of 20mm per minute. The primary weapon are the exocet missles that have radar links, heat seeking capabilities and are not easly thrown off by chaff. So far fighting against ground based French insurgents only...