America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
It's a disease I tell ya!
Published on December 16, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor
It all started simply, I wandered into joeuser by mistake,

Suddenly I was trapped , I saw names and sites of bloggers and wondered who are these people.

I read some and decided to register and comment, lo and behold my first comment and there it was five Points!

I wrote an article and bam! 15 points appeared!

Soon the craving for points became unbearable, one point, five points, fifteen points, it all became a blur, I NEEDED POINTS!

SOON I FOUND MYSELF BEGGING FOR POINTS. http://moderateman.joeuser.com/index.asp?aid=73816

slowly my name climbed the ladder of Joeuser, but not fast enough for me. I became addicted to points, point, point.

The quality of my article fell off, degraded much like the shame of a true addict.

Soon I forgot to shave and shower, I sat at the computer waiting for a comment to an article so I could quickly respond, I forgot to eat, I would sometimes fall of the chair from weakness and hunger. My weight dropped to 94 pounds on my six foot 2 inch frame.

Finally My friends and family had to intervene, I was confronted with the truth! I was a Point-ho and something had to be done so I could withdraw.

At first it was painful, then slowly the agony receded, I started to regain the weight I lost, I showered for the first time in months, I moved the family of crabs in my beard to the house across the street.

Yes My name is moderate man and I am an ex-point whore.


Comments (Page 1)
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on Dec 16, 2005
Funny - I gave you an insightful so you could have some more points.
on Dec 16, 2005
#1 by Locamama
Friday, December 16, 2005


Funny - I gave you an insightful so you could have some more points


Oh GOD I feel my addiction kicking up, heh heh heh
on Dec 16, 2005
do the crabs like their new home?
on Dec 16, 2005
3 by jlaur65
Friday, December 16, 2005


do the crabs like their new home?


we do not talk since I moved them, something about crabrights. heh
on Dec 16, 2005
There are no "ex" points hos, only recovering points hos. ;~D

Feed the Addiction!!
on Dec 16, 2005
This has got to be the funniest and best Points Whore article ever!  So like Locamama, I think I will give you an insightful for a great article!
on Dec 16, 2005
#5 by ParaTed2k
Friday, December 16, 2005


There are no "ex" points hos, only recovering points hos. ;~D


as usual you are right damn you! lol
on Dec 16, 2005
#6 by Dr. Guy
Friday, December 16, 2005


This has got to be the funniest and best Points Whore article ever! So like Locamama, I think I will give you an insightful for a great article!


thanx doc, as a point ho "in recovery" my addiction thanks you .
on Dec 16, 2005

Oh GOD I feel my addiction kicking up, heh heh heh


I guess that makes me an enabler, huh?
on Dec 16, 2005
#9 by Locamama
Friday, December 16, 2005


Oh GOD I feel my addiction kicking up, heh heh heh


I guess that makes me an enabler, huh?


before we have parated correct us it makes you a co-dependent {read enabler} heh heh
on Dec 16, 2005
You want I should troll you every day to help you recover from your point-ho habit?

I can do that, you know?
on Dec 16, 2005
whip you evil spud, sure drag me down back into my addiction. man I miss

speaking of missing where the heck is D and T ? you!
on Dec 16, 2005
19 by Gideon MacLeish
Friday, December 16, 2005


You want I should troll you every day to help you recover from your point-ho habit?

I can do that, you know?


ummmm no thanx gid, very kind offer though. lol do privatepartsgene instead.
on Dec 16, 2005
lol do privatepartsgene instead.


...waaaaayyyy ahead of ya
on Dec 16, 2005
Reply By: Gideon MacLeishPosted: Friday, December 16, 2005lol do privatepartsgene instead....waaaaayyyy ahead of ya


gfy gid, I keep hoping that he will wither and cyberdie. {not real death btw} just cyber dead.
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