America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
It's a disease I tell ya!
Published on December 16, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor
It all started simply, I wandered into joeuser by mistake,

Suddenly I was trapped , I saw names and sites of bloggers and wondered who are these people.

I read some and decided to register and comment, lo and behold my first comment and there it was five Points!

I wrote an article and bam! 15 points appeared!

Soon the craving for points became unbearable, one point, five points, fifteen points, it all became a blur, I NEEDED POINTS!

SOON I FOUND MYSELF BEGGING FOR POINTS. http://moderateman.joeuser.com/index.asp?aid=73816

slowly my name climbed the ladder of Joeuser, but not fast enough for me. I became addicted to points, point, point.

The quality of my article fell off, degraded much like the shame of a true addict.

Soon I forgot to shave and shower, I sat at the computer waiting for a comment to an article so I could quickly respond, I forgot to eat, I would sometimes fall of the chair from weakness and hunger. My weight dropped to 94 pounds on my six foot 2 inch frame.

Finally My friends and family had to intervene, I was confronted with the truth! I was a Point-ho and something had to be done so I could withdraw.

At first it was painful, then slowly the agony receded, I started to regain the weight I lost, I showered for the first time in months, I moved the family of crabs in my beard to the house across the street.

Yes My name is moderate man and I am an ex-point whore.


Comments (Page 3)
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on Dec 17, 2005
Reply By: MasonMPosted: Saturday, December 17, 2005I am serious, and don't call me shirley.Roger


wilco.
on Dec 17, 2005
Reply By: terpfan1980Posted: Friday, December 16, 2005Points? We get points for this stuff?!I see your point and I raise you 2!


I see your 2 anad raise an insightful.
on Dec 17, 2005
MM tries not to look at D's walkaway.. fails dismally. eh eh eh eh


I can see why you're president of the Dirty Old Man's club....
on Dec 17, 2005
#42 by dharmagrl
Saturday, December 17, 2005


I can see why you're president of the Dirty Old Man's club....


we {colleen and I} have a deal I can look as long as no drool appears.
on Dec 18, 2005

we {colleen and I} have a deal I can look as long as no drool appears.

I wonder if my wife will go for that?

on Dec 19, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Sunday, December 18, 2005we {colleen and I} have a deal I can look as long as no drool appears.I wonder if my wife will go for that?


I believe it's human nature to look doc, it's also human nature to make a choice about not going further.
on Dec 19, 2005

I believe it's human nature to look doc, it's also human nature to make a choice about not going further.

Well, I told her I needed to do a friend a favor, so she said ok.  SO I am doing the looking for Udigit now!
http://udigitthemost.joeuser.com/index.asp?aid=95724

on Dec 19, 2005
#47 by Dr. Guy
Monday, December 19, 2005


believe it's human nature to look doc, it's also human nature to make a choice about not going further.

Well, I told her I needed to do a friend a favor, so she said ok. SO I am doing the looking for Udigit now!
Link


just be carefull how you "handle" UDIGIT" Stiffness doc. heh heh
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