America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
It's a disease I tell ya!
Published on December 16, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor
It all started simply, I wandered into joeuser by mistake,

Suddenly I was trapped , I saw names and sites of bloggers and wondered who are these people.

I read some and decided to register and comment, lo and behold my first comment and there it was five Points!

I wrote an article and bam! 15 points appeared!

Soon the craving for points became unbearable, one point, five points, fifteen points, it all became a blur, I NEEDED POINTS!

SOON I FOUND MYSELF BEGGING FOR POINTS. http://moderateman.joeuser.com/index.asp?aid=73816

slowly my name climbed the ladder of Joeuser, but not fast enough for me. I became addicted to points, point, point.

The quality of my article fell off, degraded much like the shame of a true addict.

Soon I forgot to shave and shower, I sat at the computer waiting for a comment to an article so I could quickly respond, I forgot to eat, I would sometimes fall of the chair from weakness and hunger. My weight dropped to 94 pounds on my six foot 2 inch frame.

Finally My friends and family had to intervene, I was confronted with the truth! I was a Point-ho and something had to be done so I could withdraw.

At first it was painful, then slowly the agony receded, I started to regain the weight I lost, I showered for the first time in months, I moved the family of crabs in my beard to the house across the street.

Yes My name is moderate man and I am an ex-point whore.


Comments (Page 2)
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on Dec 16, 2005

gfy gid, I keep hoping that he will wither and cyberdie. {not real death btw} just cyber dead.

Since we can only do 2 a day, if we all do it........hehehehehe

on Dec 16, 2005
Ex?????? Surely you jest!
on Dec 16, 2005


Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, December 16, 2005gfy gid, I keep hoping that he will wither and cyberdie. {not real death btw} just cyber dead.Since we can only do 2 a day, if we all do it........hehehehehe


ok nuff said.
on Dec 16, 2005
Reply By: little_whipPosted: Friday, December 16, 2005As many responses as the jerk gets he'd be the number one blog if he werent getting trolled every day.


Great googa mooga whip not that! anything but that!
on Dec 16, 2005
Reply By: MasonMPosted: Friday, December 16, 2005Ex?????? Surely you jest!


I am serious, and don't call me shirley.
on Dec 16, 2005

I am serious, and don't call me shirley.

I see Someone has seen the same movie as I!

on Dec 16, 2005
I'm here. I dunno where T is, but I'm here.

Here, have an insightful on me. That's just a sample, mind you.....the next time you'll have to pay.

*walks away whistling 'we're in the money'....*
on Dec 16, 2005
Funny, MM ... do they have a 12-step program for point hoes?

btw ... next time you want to get rid of crabs just do what I do, go swimming in a public pool.
on Dec 16, 2005
30 by Dr. Guy
Friday, December 16, 2005


am serious, and don't call me shirley.

I see Someone has seen the same movie as I


airplane one of the funniest movies, ever!
on Dec 16, 2005
#31 by dharmagrrrl
Friday, December 16, 2005


I'm here. I dunno where T is, but I'm here.

Here, have an insightful on me. That's just a sample, mind you.....the next time you'll have to pay.

*walks away whistling 'we're in the money'....*


MM tries not to look at D's walkaway.. fails dismally. eh eh eh eh
on Dec 16, 2005
32 by uDigItTheMost
Friday, December 16, 2005


Funny, MM ... do they have a 12-step program for point hoes?

btw ... next time you want to get rid of crabs just do what I do, go swimming in a public pool.


yes they do it's called P.H. AA. and i attend along with my other recovery programs, na, aa and fuckin A!
on Dec 16, 2005
Points? We get points for this stuff?!

I see your point and I raise you 2!
on Dec 17, 2005
I am serious, and don't call me shirley.


Roger
on Dec 17, 2005
Apparently we'd all give a shot to a recovering alcoholic! ;~D
on Dec 17, 2005
My addiction faded a bit as my points total climbed... then 5 points simply wasn't as big a deal as it was when i only had 500 points to my name...
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