America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
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June 8, 2006 by Moderateman
Since we already know the Democrats have lost the respect of any right thinking person, this is there way to solve Americas problems. You will notice a distinct lack of any plans to put there word into action, but this is what we have grown to expect from the left. The only thing they are good at these days is complaining, whining, obstructing and bashing our troops. It has all been boiled down to one or two words, this in hope no one will ask about plans. In some rare instances three words will...
June 8, 2006 by Moderateman
Since we already know the Democrats have lost the respect of any right thinking person, this is there way to solve Americas problems. You will notice a distinct lack of any plans to put there word into action, but this is what we have grown to expect from the left. The only thing they are good at these days is complaining, whining, obstructing and bashing our troops. It has all been boiled down to one or two words, this in hope no one will ask about plans. In some rare instances three words will...
June 6, 2006 by Moderateman
@ sick pieces of humor brought to you from the ramblings of a twisted mind. You know you are sick, when you go to become an organ donor, they look at your medical records, and want to charge you extra when you die for having to handle Hazardous waste!! You know you are sick when you are at the doctors office to have a band aid removed, you look up and everyone is wearing a Hazmat SUIT! Now before someone gets all bent out of shape because I am not being politically correct, firs...
June 6, 2006 by Moderateman
@ sick pieces of humor brought to you from the ramblings of a twisted mind. You know you are sick, when you go to become an organ donor, they look at your medical records, and want to charge you extra when you die for having to handle Hazardous waste!! You know you are sick when you are at the doctors office to have a band aid removed, you look up and everyone is wearing a Hazmat SUIT! Now before someone gets all bent out of shape because I am not being politically correct, firs...
May 16, 2006 by Moderateman
While playing the kill bin laden game, I kept hearing him holler something. Colleen and I listened very carefully, At first we thought it was death to Americans, but after more listening we realized bin laden was shouting "death to watermelons" What I want to know is what did a watermelon do to piss the number one terrorist off so much?
May 16, 2006 by Moderateman
While playing the kill bin laden game, I kept hearing him holler something. Colleen and I listened very carefully, At first we thought it was death to Americans, but after more listening we realized bin laden was shouting "death to watermelons" What I want to know is what did a watermelon do to piss the number one terrorist off so much?
April 21, 2006 by Moderateman
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April 21, 2006 by Moderateman
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April 7, 2006 by Moderateman
While reading about the trials and tribulations of being female, you know, the monthly cycle, hormones running amok, pregnancy, crying for no sound reason I came to the realization how much I appreciate being man! If men got preggers the human race would have died long ago, one time through birth contractions and we would just say no! hell no! NO! GO AWAY~!. My hats off to all the ladies that are preggers now! Better you than me! heh heh heh
April 7, 2006 by Moderateman
While reading about the trials and tribulations of being female, you know, the monthly cycle, hormones running amok, pregnancy, crying for no sound reason I came to the realization how much I appreciate being man! If men got preggers the human race would have died long ago, one time through birth contractions and we would just say no! hell no! NO! GO AWAY~!. My hats off to all the ladies that are preggers now! Better you than me! heh heh heh
February 15, 2006 by Moderateman
My fellow Democrats in keeping with our policies of never talking about anything of substance I have ordered all democrat interns to do the following , for the following reasons. Watch all republicans to see if you can see any with their zippers on their trousers down, we can use this to show Republicans are sexual predators or have just nasty hygiene. Report any stains on ties that vaguely resemble blood, I am sure we can start a rumor that he or she killed someone and the administration ...
February 15, 2006 by Moderateman
My fellow Democrats in keeping with our policies of never talking about anything of substance I have ordered all democrat interns to do the following , for the following reasons. Watch all republicans to see if you can see any with their zippers on their trousers down, we can use this to show Republicans are sexual predators or have just nasty hygiene. Report any stains on ties that vaguely resemble blood, I am sure we can start a rumor that he or she killed someone and the administration ...
January 25, 2006 by Moderateman
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January 25, 2006 by Moderateman
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December 16, 2005 by Moderateman
It all started simply, I wandered into joeuser by mistake, Suddenly I was trapped , I saw names and sites of bloggers and wondered who are these people. I read some and decided to register and comment, lo and behold my first comment and there it was five Points! I wrote an article and bam! 15 points appeared! Soon the craving for points became unbearable, one point, five points, fifteen points, it all became a blur, I NEEDED POINTS! SOON I FOUND MYSELF BEGGING FOR POINTS. ...