@ sick pieces of humor brought to you from the ramblings of a twisted mind.

You know you are sick, when you go to become an organ donor, they look at your medical records,

and want to charge you extra when you die for having to handle Hazardous waste!!

You know you are sick when you are at the doctors office to have a band aid removed, you look up and everyone is wearing a

Hazmat SUIT!

Now before someone gets all bent out of shape because I am not being politically correct, first off Blow me! then remind yourself I am poking fun at me, not anyone else.