Wanting to be fair {meaning poking fun at everyone} I have started a fund for this new medical preoceedure. Send money to www.doctor I.C. clearly.org/american medical assc. The proceedure is clearly most radical,and could be dangerous as well as usefull to many. Its used for those people so rooted in there ways to view things more clearly. First the stomach is cut open and some intestines and the stomach itsself made smaller, then a pane of clear glass is inserted in the abdoma...
Wanting to be fair {meaning poking fun at everyone} I have started a fund for this new medical preoceedure. Send money to www.doctor I.C. clearly.org/american medical assc. The proceedure is clearly most radical,and could be dangerous as well as usefull to many. Its used for those people so rooted in there ways to view things more clearly. First the stomach is cut open and some intestines and the stomach itsself made smaller, then a pane of clear glass is inserted in the abdoma...
I am sure that I have discovered terroist in my gated community.... what better place to hide than in an adult community made up of the rich and upper middle class? There names are manual bin loafin... my gardener sherri bin stealin, my house maid martha bin comminontome.. my neighbor and then the family next door the bin nasties.... I thought to end the year with something silly.. see ya next year..DO NOT DRINK,or DRUG AND DRIVE
I am sure that I have discovered terroist in my gated community.... what better place to hide than in an adult community made up of the rich and upper middle class? There names are manual bin loafin... my gardener sherri bin stealin, my house maid martha bin comminontome.. my neighbor and then the family next door the bin nasties.... I thought to end the year with something silly.. see ya next year..DO NOT DRINK,or DRUG AND DRIVE
I have a friend that works the boats that takes out people for fishing. Among his many duties is baiting hooks for rookies. So when he started baiting hooks he had to first learn how to properly do it. so he was in essence an apprentice. \ Then after he learned he had to teach newer crew mates how to do it,, he was now a professional After many years of doing this he became, ready? wait for it... A master baiter.
I have a friend that works the boats that takes out people for fishing. Among his many duties is baiting hooks for rookies. So when he started baiting hooks he had to first learn how to properly do it. so he was in essence an apprentice. \ Then after he learned he had to teach newer crew mates how to do it,, he was now a professional After many years of doing this he became, ready? wait for it... A master baiter.
Scientist from around the world are feverishly seeking the cause of this new disease that for some reason targets the democratic party, although the moderate democrats seem to have some built in immunity. It seems this deficiency is installed at birth in future democrats. Gene therapist feels that this particular gene, the so-called “I forgot” gene is the single leading cause of Democrat Dementia. Democrat Dementia has the following symptoms: Forgetting to vote Forgetting t...
Scientist from around the world are feverishly seeking the cause of this new disease that for some reason targets the democratic party, although the moderate democrats seem to have some built in immunity. It seems this deficiency is installed at birth in future democrats. Gene therapist feels that this particular gene, the so-called “I forgot” gene is the single leading cause of Democrat Dementia. Democrat Dementia has the following symptoms: Forgetting to vote Forgetting t...
I was going to post this article.. then I voted against posting it, Then I decided not to post it as I have nothing nice to say about the leader of the dem party.... the best choice the could make this election... then I decided to post I am not posting anything today, then because I amma point slut {yay whip I miss you} {come back please} that I would post a post about not posting anything today. sincerly posted elie, THE MOST Moderate of men.
I was going to post this article.. then I voted against posting it, Then I decided not to post it as I have nothing nice to say about the leader of the dem party.... the best choice the could make this election... then I decided to post I am not posting anything today, then because I amma point slut {yay whip I miss you} {come back please} that I would post a post about not posting anything today. sincerly posted elie, THE MOST Moderate of men.
Main Entry: 1tor·ture Pronunciation: 'tor-ch&r Function: noun Etymology: French, from Late Latin tortura, from Latin tortus, past participle of torquEre to twist; probably akin to Old High German drAhsil turner, Greek atraktos spindle 1 a : anguish of body or mind : AGONY b : something that causes agony or pain 2 : the infliction of intense pain (as from burning, crushing, or wounding) to punish, coerce, or afford sadistic pleasure 3 : distortion or overrefinement of a meaning or an ar...
Main Entry: 1tor·ture Pronunciation: 'tor-ch&r Function: noun Etymology: French, from Late Latin tortura, from Latin tortus, past participle of torquEre to twist; probably akin to Old High German drAhsil turner, Greek atraktos spindle 1 a : anguish of body or mind : AGONY b : something that causes agony or pain 2 : the infliction of intense pain (as from burning, crushing, or wounding) to punish, coerce, or afford sadistic pleasure 3 : distortion or overrefinement of a meaning or an ar...
Dear Sir, madam, mrs, miss, ms, transgender, gay, lesbian or gender neutral person, It seems that your services at acme explosives is no longer required due to your constant smoking around explosives. Your termination is immediate. Sincerely the board of directors made up of a composite of 1 homosexual 1 lesbian. 1 transgender, 1 liberal , one conservative and several people of undisclosed sexuality.
Dear Sir, madam, mrs, miss, ms, transgender, gay, lesbian or gender neutral person, It seems that your services at acme explosives is no longer required due to your constant smoking around explosives. Your termination is immediate. Sincerely the board of directors made up of a composite of 1 homosexual 1 lesbian. 1 transgender, 1 liberal , one conservative and several people of undisclosed sexuality.
Now that you have your new pet liberal, you must remember you are dealing with an animal with very limited intelligence and high-strung. Feeding your new pet can be a problem as it eats mostly vegetables and rice, so remember to not feed them meat, chicken or fish as they will whine and cry. House breaking can be a complicated process, be patient and remember to repeat commands using as many simple one-syllable words as possible. You must never yell or hit your new pet, as its spirit ca...