This is a forward E-mail from a friend of mine that is a true bleeding heart Liberal, she is also a wonderful friend and knows of my service to country. This is funny and sad, yet so true. Not just republicans think the MSM is demented. >Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U. S. Marine >Sargent were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the >terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request >before they w...
This is a forward E-mail from a friend of mine that is a true bleeding heart Liberal, she is also a wonderful friend and knows of my service to country. This is funny and sad, yet so true. Not just republicans think the MSM is demented. >Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U. S. Marine >Sargent were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the >terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request >before they w...
While trying to beat a drug test, God displays his sense of the absurd.... This makes you wonder exactly how stupid are some people? Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, plead guilty to microwaving a plastic penis, to pass a drug test for a job., and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said. Police in McKeesport, about 1...
While trying to beat a drug test, God displays his sense of the absurd.... This makes you wonder exactly how stupid are some people? Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, plead guilty to microwaving a plastic penis, to pass a drug test for a job., and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said. Police in McKeesport, about 1...
So with things going so bad in Iraq, Bush is now Lieing about the lies he told while lieing about how Saddam lied to the lieing terrorists that lied about sept 11th. His lies about lieing is a refreshing change from the other lies he lied about during his campaign for President in 2004, where he lied about all the lies being told about Hanoijohn kerry who himself is quite an accomplished liar. Bushes next lie will be about the lies told to the liars club, also known as congress.
So with things going so bad in Iraq, Bush is now Lieing about the lies he told while lieing about how Saddam lied to the lieing terrorists that lied about sept 11th. His lies about lieing is a refreshing change from the other lies he lied about during his campaign for President in 2004, where he lied about all the lies being told about Hanoijohn kerry who himself is quite an accomplished liar. Bushes next lie will be about the lies told to the liars club, also known as congress.
The survey group called "we hate everything about George Bush" has released the latest figures on the massive expenditure of bullets in IRAQ. It seem that due to Bushes foreign policy has caused our military to miss their targets about 14 percent of the time!! Because of the bad training Bush has given the combat soldiers it is costing an extra 14 cents per bullet. Now if a marine misses 14% of the time and shoots 100 rounds a day, this 14 rounds at 14 cents a round being wasted!!!! ...
The survey group called "we hate everything about George Bush" has released the latest figures on the massive expenditure of bullets in IRAQ. It seem that due to Bushes foreign policy has caused our military to miss their targets about 14 percent of the time!! Because of the bad training Bush has given the combat soldiers it is costing an extra 14 cents per bullet. Now if a marine misses 14% of the time and shoots 100 rounds a day, this 14 rounds at 14 cents a round being wasted!!!! ...
I thought I would just post an article for nothing but weird and strange thoughts that go through a persons mind. My thoughtsof the day is, Why is my poop sometimes black and looks like tar? Can a rat really crawl inside a womans vagina and live there? What would happen if all the insects in the world got really pissed off and banded together to fight man? I don't want an answer btw, just a strange thought that you have.
I thought I would just post an article for nothing but weird and strange thoughts that go through a persons mind. My thoughtsof the day is, Why is my poop sometimes black and looks like tar? Can a rat really crawl inside a womans vagina and live there? What would happen if all the insects in the world got really pissed off and banded together to fight man? I don't want an answer btw, just a strange thought that you have.
Since we already know the Democrats have lost the respect of any right thinking person, this is there way to solve Americas problems. You will notice a distinct lack of any plans to put there word into action, but this is what we have grown to expect from the left. The only thing they are good at these days is complaining, whining, obstructing and bashing our troops. It has all been boiled down to one or two words, this in hope no one will ask about plans. In some rare instances three words will...
Since we already know the Democrats have lost the respect of any right thinking person, this is there way to solve Americas problems. You will notice a distinct lack of any plans to put there word into action, but this is what we have grown to expect from the left. The only thing they are good at these days is complaining, whining, obstructing and bashing our troops. It has all been boiled down to one or two words, this in hope no one will ask about plans. In some rare instances three words will...
@ sick pieces of humor brought to you from the ramblings of a twisted mind. You know you are sick, when you go to become an organ donor, they look at your medical records, and want to charge you extra when you die for having to handle Hazardous waste!! You know you are sick when you are at the doctors office to have a band aid removed, you look up and everyone is wearing a Hazmat SUIT! Now before someone gets all bent out of shape because I am not being politically correct, firs...
@ sick pieces of humor brought to you from the ramblings of a twisted mind. You know you are sick, when you go to become an organ donor, they look at your medical records, and want to charge you extra when you die for having to handle Hazardous waste!! You know you are sick when you are at the doctors office to have a band aid removed, you look up and everyone is wearing a Hazmat SUIT! Now before someone gets all bent out of shape because I am not being politically correct, firs...
While playing the kill bin laden game, I kept hearing him holler something. Colleen and I listened very carefully, At first we thought it was death to Americans, but after more listening we realized bin laden was shouting "death to watermelons" What I want to know is what did a watermelon do to piss the number one terrorist off so much?