This is a forward E-mail from a friend of mine that is a true bleeding heart Liberal, she is also a wonderful friend and knows of my service to country.

This is funny and sad, yet so true.

Not just republicans think the MSM is demented.

>Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U. S. Marine
>Sargent were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the
>terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request
>before they were beheaded. Rather than fight...
>
>     Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful
>of hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and
>returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die
content."
>
>     Peter Jennings then said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the
>song "O Canada" one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who
>had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some
>rag-tag Musicians and played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared
>he could now die peacefully.
>
>     Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out
>my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen to
me.
>Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till
>the end."
>
>     The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
>Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
>
>     The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U. S. Marine, what is
>your final wish ?"
>
>     "Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.
>
>     "What ?" asked the leader ? "Will you mock us in your last hour ?"
>
>     "No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted
>the Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the
ass.
>
>     The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
>pistol from inside his Cammi's, and shot the leader dead. In the
>resulting confusion, he leaped to his knapsack, pulled out his M4
>carbine and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, all the Iraqis
>were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
>
>     As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings, and Roberts, they
>asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning ? Why did
>you ask them to kick you in the ass first ?"
>
>     "What," replied the Marine, "and have you three Assholes report
>that I was the aggressor
>
>