America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
Published on November 22, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor
The latest in French weapons have been released:

The new Mirage jet capable of reaching speeds of mach 3 while making extremely short turns, this latest jet has all the latest computer driven weapons, there chain gun is a nose based weapon that can fire as many as 8,000 round of 20mm per minute.

The primary weapon are the exocet missles that have radar links, heat seeking capabilities and are not easly thrown off by chaff.

So far fighting against ground based French insurgents only 123 of these jets have surrendered.

Comments
on Nov 22, 2005
I am impressed!  Only 123!
on Nov 22, 2005
Extremely short turns is important when turning tail and surrendering. ;~D

At last, a weapon even Congressional Democrats can love! ;~D
on Nov 22, 2005
I am impressed! Only 123!


The actual fighting has only just begun. Just wait, more to come.

BTW, the French people are forming their own human wall of peacenik protesters between those Mirage jets and the rioters.

Talk about a conflicted conflict.
on Nov 22, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Tuesday, November 22, 2005I am impressed! Only 123!


that was when I wrote this now it's the entire fleet, also all navel ships.
on Nov 22, 2005
Reply By: ParaTed2kPosted: Tuesday, November 22, 2005Extremely short turns is important when turning tail and surrendering. ;~DAt last, a weapon even Congressional Democrats can love! ;~D


heh, the latest leftwing airfleet has no weapons at all, they never want to accidently harm the enemy.
on Nov 22, 2005
Reply By: singrdavePosted: Tuesday, November 22, 2005I am impressed! Only 123! The actual fighting has only just begun. Just wait, more to come.BTW, the French people are forming their own human wall of peacenik protesters between those Mirage jets and the rioters. Talk about a conflicted conflict.


now that the "protesters" have this vast fleet of air weapons and all the navy at there command they to are surrendering , after all the are french too./ bahahahahahah
on Nov 22, 2005
Poor Saddaam. Now he gets to see the new toys he would have been buying had the French got their way.
on Nov 22, 2005
Poor Saddaam. Now he gets to see the new toys he would have been buying had the French got their way.


Have a Cookie for That one! :~D
on Nov 24, 2005
I'm sure the Russians or the Afgahnies will own them once America decides to pick on France for a change.
on Nov 06, 2006
"The new Mirage jet capable of reaching speeds of mach 3 while making extremely short turns"

You know, the new jet can't do mach 3 under any conditions which isn't to say it isn't fast at all just not mach 3 fast, makes short turns? Compared to what? There isn't any way the jet can turn any harder then any other jet at mach 3 because of g forces.

All the latest computer driven weapons, lol. Sounds like you really know what you're talking about. Chain gun, sounds cool but being an advantage over anything else... total b.s. fighter jets dont commonly carry more then 500-700 rounds so don't be scared off by the gun. Most if not all fighters have em but they are very very rarely used in aerial combat.

heat seeking capabilities and are not easly thrown off by chaff.

heat seeking missiles are never thrown off by chaff, chaff is small particles of metal that reflect radar, and are used as counter measures against radar guided missiles not heat seekers, heat seeker missiles are decoyed by "flares"

on Nov 06, 2006
Dan GreeneNovember 6, 2006 16:51:15


ummmmm dan??? this was written under the humor section.. get a clue ok?
on Nov 06, 2006
ummmmm dan??? this was written under the humor section.. get a clue ok?


Actually, I am glad he did not. It was fun reading it again.   
on Nov 06, 2006

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Monday, November 06, 2006
ummmmm dan??? this was written under the humor section.. get a clue ok?


Actually, I am glad he did not. It was fun reading it again.

he was in such a rush to show the world how wrong I was... he forgot to do the right thing.."read the fucking article" from beginning to end. bahahahahahahahahah