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July 28, 2007 by Moderateman
 In a Secret memo just released by the New york times, President Bush has decided to do away with the constitution and declare himself "President for life" He intends on Disbanding the entire congress. All Federal and State Judges will Be appointed by El Presidente Bush. All the state Governors will be appointed by President Bush with the Advice of Vice-President for life Dick Cheney and Attorney General For life Alberto Gonzales. The new Press corps will Be represented by just o...
July 28, 2007 by Moderateman
 In a Secret memo just released by the New york times, President Bush has decided to do away with the constitution and declare himself "President for life" He intends on Disbanding the entire congress. All Federal and State Judges will Be appointed by El Presidente Bush. All the state Governors will be appointed by President Bush with the Advice of Vice-President for life Dick Cheney and Attorney General For life Alberto Gonzales. The new Press corps will Be represented by just o...
June 5, 2007 by Moderateman
I see there is just to much confusion on how to run America, on how important it is on how the world looks at America. To much bickering and infighting, when we should be banning together and fighting the threat to the nation. What we need is a strong Dictator, someone that makes decisions with no dissenting, The Entire congress should be disbanded, that will stop all the infighting that is tearing America apart. The MSM would have guidelines which they would have to follow or have their l...
June 5, 2007 by Moderateman
I see there is just to much confusion on how to run America, on how important it is on how the world looks at America. To much bickering and infighting, when we should be banning together and fighting the threat to the nation. What we need is a strong Dictator, someone that makes decisions with no dissenting, The Entire congress should be disbanded, that will stop all the infighting that is tearing America apart. The MSM would have guidelines which they would have to follow or have their l...
March 13, 2007 by Moderateman
All these plans to stop smoking. All the multitudes of ways to lose weight, HA! none of them really WORK. The moderateman plan to loss weight is GUARANTEED TO PEEL weight off and whats best about it you won't even notice the weight melting away!! What is best about this most excellent weight loss you get to quit smoking cigarettes at the same time with absolutely no craving for nicotine. Here is how my programs works, yes I am giving away the secret of the program because success such as this...
March 13, 2007 by Moderateman
All these plans to stop smoking. All the multitudes of ways to lose weight, HA! none of them really WORK. The moderateman plan to loss weight is GUARANTEED TO PEEL weight off and whats best about it you won't even notice the weight melting away!! What is best about this most excellent weight loss you get to quit smoking cigarettes at the same time with absolutely no craving for nicotine. Here is how my programs works, yes I am giving away the secret of the program because success such as this...
January 9, 2007 by Moderateman
 This is the official list of the top twenty five real warning labels for real products that you and I purchase daily. How dumb do the manufacturers think we are anyways?   Unknown Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. Rate Me! Unknown Blow Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. Rate Me! ...
January 9, 2007 by Moderateman
 This is the official list of the top twenty five real warning labels for real products that you and I purchase daily. How dumb do the manufacturers think we are anyways?   Unknown Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. Rate Me! Unknown Blow Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. Rate Me! ...
January 4, 2007 by Moderateman
MODERATEMAN IS ON VACATION, LIBERALMAN IS SITTING IN FOR TODAYS ARTICLE. Saddam Hussein hero of the revolution, champion of justice, man adored by millions, poet, author, wrongly accused of crimes against humanity was hanged in the most awful manner, tortured verbally by American plants in a room devised for his hanging, unflinchingly Saddam stood there chin held high, eyes straight ahead meeting his death with honor and grace, offering his neck to the noose that would end this old mans...
January 4, 2007 by Moderateman
MODERATEMAN IS ON VACATION, LIBERALMAN IS SITTING IN FOR TODAYS ARTICLE. Saddam Hussein hero of the revolution, champion of justice, man adored by millions, poet, author, wrongly accused of crimes against humanity was hanged in the most awful manner, tortured verbally by American plants in a room devised for his hanging, unflinchingly Saddam stood there chin held high, eyes straight ahead meeting his death with honor and grace, offering his neck to the noose that would end this old mans...
December 1, 2006 by Moderateman
 It seems that hiding in those caves have made the members of Al Qaeda very lonely for women and they are now calling for some nice Jewish women to have cybersex with. While the leader Usama Bin Laden tried to deny this call for cybering with American Jewish women he did mention a nice steamy black woman would do in a pinch. She need not be Muslim. His second in command has said that and this is a quote " no no no we meant cyber attacks, not cyber sex" Sureeeeeeee said the reporter ju...
December 1, 2006 by Moderateman
 It seems that hiding in those caves have made the members of Al Qaeda very lonely for women and they are now calling for some nice Jewish women to have cybersex with. While the leader Usama Bin Laden tried to deny this call for cybering with American Jewish women he did mention a nice steamy black woman would do in a pinch. She need not be Muslim. His second in command has said that and this is a quote " no no no we meant cyber attacks, not cyber sex" Sureeeeeeee said the reporter ju...
November 21, 2006 by Moderateman
This is a forward E-mail from a friend of mine that is a true bleeding heart Liberal, she is also a wonderful friend and knows of my service to country. This is funny and sad, yet so true. Not just republicans think the MSM is demented.   >Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U. S. Marine >Sargent were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the >terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request >before they w...
November 21, 2006 by Moderateman
This is a forward E-mail from a friend of mine that is a true bleeding heart Liberal, she is also a wonderful friend and knows of my service to country. This is funny and sad, yet so true. Not just republicans think the MSM is demented.   >Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U. S. Marine >Sargent were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the >terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request >before they w...
September 20, 2006 by Moderateman
 While trying to beat a drug test, God displays his sense of the absurd....  This makes you wonder exactly how stupid are some people? Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, plead guilty to microwaving a plastic penis, to pass a drug test for a job., and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said. Police in McKeesport, about 1...