Dear Sir, madam, mrs, miss, ms, transgender, gay, lesbian or gender neutral person, It seems that your services at acme explosives is no longer required due to your constant smoking around explosives. Your termination is immediate. Sincerely the board of directors made up of a composite of 1 homosexual 1 lesbian. 1 transgender, 1 liberal , one conservative and several people of undisclosed sexuality.

Dear Sir, madam, mrs, miss, ms, transgender, gay, lesbian or gender neutral person, It seems that your services at acme explosives is no longer required due to your constant smoking around explosives. Your termination is immediate. Sincerely the board of directors made up of a composite of 1 homosexual 1 lesbian. 1 transgender, 1 liberal , one conservative and several people of undisclosed sexuality.

Now that you have your new pet liberal, you must remember you are dealing with an animal with very limited intelligence and high-strung. Feeding your new pet can be a problem as it eats mostly vegetables and rice, so remember to not feed them meat, chicken or fish as they will whine and cry. House breaking can be a complicated process, be patient and remember to repeat commands using as many simple one-syllable words as possible. You must never yell or hit your new pet, as its spirit ca...

Now that you have your new pet liberal, you must remember you are dealing with an animal with very limited intelligence and high-strung. Feeding your new pet can be a problem as it eats mostly vegetables and rice, so remember to not feed them meat, chicken or fish as they will whine and cry. House breaking can be a complicated process, be patient and remember to repeat commands using as many simple one-syllable words as possible. You must never yell or hit your new pet, as its spirit ca...

So as we moved into a new neighborhood, a man came up and introduced himself to us. Then he invited us to join the neighborhood weekly card game. He said the men play cards in the back of the house, and the women get drunk in the front. He topped his invite off with his house motto. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear. Say punchline out loud.

So as we moved into a new neighborhood, a man came up and introduced himself to us. Then he invited us to join the neighborhood weekly card game. He said the men play cards in the back of the house, and the women get drunk in the front. He topped his invite off with his house motto. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear. Say punchline out loud.

THEY ARE BOTH Dumb Animals Being Evil

THEY ARE BOTH Dumb Animals Being Evil

PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH showed his awesome power by creating hurricane Katrina and destroying the sinful city of Sodom. His might and destructive powers now rival those powers of GOD himself. Word in the beltway is Sanfrancisco is next where President Bush will loose his might by shaking his leg, is this a nervous gesture or a evil plan to cause an earthquake to destroy Gomorrah. Today destruction of cities with poor people and an abundance of liberals. tomorrow the world. Beware...

PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH showed his awesome power by creating hurricane Katrina and destroying the sinful city of Sodom. His might and destructive powers now rival those powers of GOD himself. Word in the beltway is Sanfrancisco is next where President Bush will loose his might by shaking his leg, is this a nervous gesture or a evil plan to cause an earthquake to destroy Gomorrah. Today destruction of cities with poor people and an abundance of liberals. tomorrow the world. Beware...

Best Movie Adaptations from Books: 1) "Dolores en mi cu lo .I did not read this book or see the movie but I want to seem well rounded in my reading. 2) "The Last tube of glue.-- be right back am huffing while I think. 3) "Fight Club" --I liked this book because it has sweaty men you know hitting each other. 4) "plant-potting" -- this is an excellent book on how to pot plants or how to plant pot plants. whatever. 5) "The Secret of moaning - based on a little known book "The Sec...

Best Movie Adaptations from Books: 1) "Dolores en mi cu lo .I did not read this book or see the movie but I want to seem well rounded in my reading. 2) "The Last tube of glue.-- be right back am huffing while I think. 3) "Fight Club" --I liked this book because it has sweaty men you know hitting each other. 4) "plant-potting" -- this is an excellent book on how to pot plants or how to plant pot plants. whatever. 5) "The Secret of moaning - based on a little known book "The Sec...

MM sits on the side of joeuser, with a sign propped against his knees. Since there has been so much mention of "forum bumps" going on and how much it annoys some people. I have decided to aid the members here. My sign says "will bump for food" or cash. So if you are having a hard time getting your blogs read or just have a huge ego and want to see your posts in the forums and stay there, write me and send cash or food donations to, Moderateman.joeuser.com. For a small fee I w...