Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair. Truly this is a case of cumming while he was going. Dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in L.A. The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating i...

Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair. Truly this is a case of cumming while he was going. Dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in L.A. The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating i...

I was in the ninth grade when I learned a vital lesson about love. My girlfriend at the time, Ivy Apothaca, was stunningly cute, frighteningly smart and armed with a seemingly endless supply of form-fitting angora sweaters. And me? Let's just say I was an adolescent James Dean to her budding Natalie Wood-- and well aware of my good fortune. Then one day, as we stood in line for a movie at the mall, Simone Shaw, junior high prom queen, sauntered by. Suddenly Amy turned to me. "Were you looking...

I was in the ninth grade when I learned a vital lesson about love. My girlfriend at the time, Ivy Apothaca, was stunningly cute, frighteningly smart and armed with a seemingly endless supply of form-fitting angora sweaters. And me? Let's just say I was an adolescent James Dean to her budding Natalie Wood-- and well aware of my good fortune. Then one day, as we stood in line for a movie at the mall, Simone Shaw, junior high prom queen, sauntered by. Suddenly Amy turned to me. "Were you looking...

The French have came up with their own unique terror warning system! They keep it simple there are just four warning stages. Stage one. Run Stage two. Hide Stage three. Surrender Stage four. Collaborate I hope this brings a smile or giggle to your saturday. Love to all, Elie

The French have came up with their own unique terror warning system! They keep it simple there are just four warning stages. Stage one. Run Stage two. Hide Stage three. Surrender Stage four. Collaborate I hope this brings a smile or giggle to your saturday. Love to all, Elie

I believe in a democracy so I am putting forth the Impeachment of COLgene, for high crimes and Misdemeanors. His high crime is betrayal of his rank as an ex-officer in the united states military. His misdemeanors are as follows: his obsession with President Bush. His barrage of lies, twisting of facts, acting on false intelligence, Lying to the people of Joeuser. His foul language. His disparaging remarks to anyone that disagrees with him, no matter how the facts go against him. What...

I believe in a democracy so I am putting forth the Impeachment of COLgene, for high crimes and Misdemeanors. His high crime is betrayal of his rank as an ex-officer in the united states military. His misdemeanors are as follows: his obsession with President Bush. His barrage of lies, twisting of facts, acting on false intelligence, Lying to the people of Joeuser. His foul language. His disparaging remarks to anyone that disagrees with him, no matter how the facts go against him. What...

 In a Secret memo just released by the New york times, President Bush has decided to do away with the constitution and declare himself "President for life" He intends on Disbanding the entire congress. All Federal and State Judges will Be appointed by El Presidente Bush. All the state Governors will be appointed by President Bush with the Advice of Vice-President for life Dick Cheney and Attorney General For life Alberto Gonzales. The new Press corps will Be represented by just o...

 In a Secret memo just released by the New york times, President Bush has decided to do away with the constitution and declare himself "President for life" He intends on Disbanding the entire congress. All Federal and State Judges will Be appointed by El Presidente Bush. All the state Governors will be appointed by President Bush with the Advice of Vice-President for life Dick Cheney and Attorney General For life Alberto Gonzales. The new Press corps will Be represented by just o...

I see there is just to much confusion on how to run America, on how important it is on how the world looks at America. To much bickering and infighting, when we should be banning together and fighting the threat to the nation. What we need is a strong Dictator, someone that makes decisions with no dissenting, The Entire congress should be disbanded, that will stop all the infighting that is tearing America apart. The MSM would have guidelines which they would have to follow or have their l...

I see there is just to much confusion on how to run America, on how important it is on how the world looks at America. To much bickering and infighting, when we should be banning together and fighting the threat to the nation. What we need is a strong Dictator, someone that makes decisions with no dissenting, The Entire congress should be disbanded, that will stop all the infighting that is tearing America apart. The MSM would have guidelines which they would have to follow or have their l...

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All these plans to stop smoking. All the multitudes of ways to lose weight, HA! none of them really WORK. The moderateman plan to loss weight is GUARANTEED TO PEEL weight off and whats best about it you won't even notice the weight melting away!! What is best about this most excellent weight loss you get to quit smoking cigarettes at the same time with absolutely no craving for nicotine. Here is how my programs works, yes I am giving away the secret of the program because success such as this...

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