Dear Sir, madam, mrs, miss, ms, transgender, gay, lesbian or gender neutral person,
It seems that your services at acme explosives is no longer required due to your constant smoking around explosives.
Your termination is immediate.
Sincerely the board of directors made up of a composite of 1 homosexual 1 lesbian. 1 transgender, 1 liberal , one conservative and several people of undisclosed sexuality.