Mess with the best, get dead like the rest
In Presidents Nukems State of My house Address The following policies were layed out.
Before the First Lady leaves home to go to work, there must be hugs, kisses and "i Love Yous"Because it might be the last thing either one of us remember.
Any member of a foreign settlement {that's anyone that does'nt live here} Cannot and will not try to make any house policies, under penality of being NUKED.
All cats must use litter box and keep food in the plate, {we are presently being sued by the american civil kitties union for unfair practices}
All shopping must be done by the President {that's me} Because I shop rings around the first lady.
All the first ladies clothing must be approved by the president {because I have much better color sense and style than she does}
These policies are being decried by the left wing as Unamerican and cat unfriendly.