Dear Sir, madam, mrs, miss, ms, transgender, gay, lesbian or gender neutral person, It seems that your services at acme explosives is no longer required due to your constant smoking around explosives. Your termination is immediate. Sincerely the board of directors made up of a composite of 1 homosexual 1 lesbian. 1 transgender, 1 liberal , one conservative and several people of undisclosed sexuality.

Dear Sir, madam, mrs, miss, ms, transgender, gay, lesbian or gender neutral person, It seems that your services at acme explosives is no longer required due to your constant smoking around explosives. Your termination is immediate. Sincerely the board of directors made up of a composite of 1 homosexual 1 lesbian. 1 transgender, 1 liberal , one conservative and several people of undisclosed sexuality.

Now that you have your new pet liberal, you must remember you are dealing with an animal with very limited intelligence and high-strung. Feeding your new pet can be a problem as it eats mostly vegetables and rice, so remember to not feed them meat, chicken or fish as they will whine and cry. House breaking can be a complicated process, be patient and remember to repeat commands using as many simple one-syllable words as possible. You must never yell or hit your new pet, as its spirit ca...

Now that you have your new pet liberal, you must remember you are dealing with an animal with very limited intelligence and high-strung. Feeding your new pet can be a problem as it eats mostly vegetables and rice, so remember to not feed them meat, chicken or fish as they will whine and cry. House breaking can be a complicated process, be patient and remember to repeat commands using as many simple one-syllable words as possible. You must never yell or hit your new pet, as its spirit ca...

So as we moved into a new neighborhood, a man came up and introduced himself to us. Then he invited us to join the neighborhood weekly card game. He said the men play cards in the back of the house, and the women get drunk in the front. He topped his invite off with his house motto. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear. Say punchline out loud.

So as we moved into a new neighborhood, a man came up and introduced himself to us. Then he invited us to join the neighborhood weekly card game. He said the men play cards in the back of the house, and the women get drunk in the front. He topped his invite off with his house motto. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear. Say punchline out loud.

THEY ARE BOTH Dumb Animals Being Evil

THEY ARE BOTH Dumb Animals Being Evil

Well soon I am off to Canada and was wondering if there is anything I should know. Do you have hot and cold running water there? Indoors plumbing? Real coffee? Do you "do tea"? Is the food edible? Does anyone know how to speak English? If not should I hire a translator? Do you accept American dollars there? Heating and air conditioning invented there yet? Public transportation? Will I have to talk to any Canadians if I take some?

Well soon I am off to Canada and was wondering if there is anything I should know. Do you have hot and cold running water there? Indoors plumbing? Real coffee? Do you "do tea"? Is the food edible? Does anyone know how to speak English? If not should I hire a translator? Do you accept American dollars there? Heating and air conditioning invented there yet? Public transportation? Will I have to talk to any Canadians if I take some?

[ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2004: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-...

[ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2004: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-...

PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH showed his awesome power by creating hurricane Katrina and destroying the sinful city of Sodom. His might and destructive powers now rival those powers of GOD himself. Word in the beltway is Sanfrancisco is next where President Bush will loose his might by shaking his leg, is this a nervous gesture or a evil plan to cause an earthquake to destroy Gomorrah. Today destruction of cities with poor people and an abundance of liberals. tomorrow the world. Beware...