America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
Some handy tips
Published on April 10, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor
Now that you have your new pet liberal, you must remember you are dealing with an animal with very limited intelligence and high-strung.

Feeding your new pet can be a problem as it eats mostly vegetables and rice, so remember to not feed them meat, chicken or fish as they will whine and cry.

House breaking can be a complicated process, be patient and remember to repeat commands using as many simple one-syllable words as possible. You must never yell or hit your new pet, as its spirit can be easily broken.

Grooming your pet is a must, as since there is nothing of value on the inside of your pet, it places a lot of importance on how it looks.

When teaching your new pet tricks, remember to be firm and commanding, use simple one word commands so as not to confuse it. A simple, sit! Rollover, beg, and fetch can be hard for them to understand so be patient and kind, use the reward system for all completed commands.

Make sure that you pet gets lots of love and understanding, do not use humor with your pet as the nuances of laughter is lost on them.

Most importantly when breeding your new pet, a mate of the opposite sex is not necessary as the animals have a propensity for same sex mating. {Be careful to NOT allow your pet to have anal intercourse by mistake as this is the leading cause of liberal lawyers being born.

When walking you pet try to avoid contact with Republicans as the animals get very upset and will snap and in extreme cases will bite the hand of the person wanting to pet them.

Well now that you have the fundamentals of properly caring for your new liberal, be proud of them, as they are endangered specie, slowly fading out of existence.


With lots of love and proper care soon your new liberal will be a joy to your home.

Comments
on Apr 10, 2005
I think this will be the last of your articles I read. Go to hell.
on Apr 10, 2005
Reply By: MyrranderPosted: Sunday, April 10, 2005I think this will be the last of your articles I read. Go to hell


ouch.. really...... maybe I have wasted my time trying to befriend and defend you, {not that you need or want that}

hell??? really, you would condemn my eternal soul to torment because you disagree with me? well how very LIBERAL of you!
on Apr 10, 2005

use simple one word commands so as not to confuse it. A simple, sit! Rollover, beg, and fetch

Sounds more like their mantra than commands!  I think Beg is high on their list too since they are not generous!

on Apr 10, 2005

hell??? really, you would condemn my eternal soul to torment because you disagree with me? well how very LIBERAL of you!

He is having a bad day (as are most).  I gave up on any intelligent discourse with him about 6 months ago.  Good luck if you are still trying.  Watch it tho, some pet liberals do bite the hand that feeds them!

on Apr 10, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Sunday, April 10, 2005hell??? really, you would condemn my eternal soul to torment because you disagree with me? well how very LIBERAL of you!He is having a bad day (as are most). I gave up on any intelligent discourse with him about 6 months ago. Good luck if you are still trying. Watch it tho, some pet liberals do bite the hand that feeds them!


altho I will not bad mouth myrrander. I no longer will even try to be more than just 2 people that happen to blog on the same space. Offically myrrander is on my pay him no mind list.
on Apr 10, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Sunday, April 10, 2005use simple one word commands so as not to confuse it. A simple, sit! Rollover, beg, and fetch Sounds more like their mantra than commands! I think Beg is high on their list too since they are not generous!


liberals are very generous, with your and my money.