America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~

 In a Secret memo just released by the New york times, President Bush has decided to do away with the constitution and declare himself "President for life" He intends on Disbanding the entire congress. All Federal and State Judges will Be appointed by El Presidente Bush.

All the state Governors will be appointed by President Bush with the Advice of Vice-President for life Dick Cheney and Attorney General For life Alberto Gonzales.

The new Press corps will Be represented by just one station, and that station will be FOX NEWS, all other stations will have their licenses reviewed by Karl Rove to see if they can continue doing business. President for life George Bushes very first act will be to disband the Democratic Party and charge all of its present members EXCEPT JOE LEIBERMAN with high treason, which is punishable by death or life Imprisonment.

Any Mention of President for life George Bush that has any kind of negative connotation will automatically be punished by the removal of both hands and the tongue.

The list of all Registered Democrats are being distributed to the F.B.I. AND THE C.I.A. ALONG WITH THE N.S.A. and the Y.M.C.A. so they will be forced to seek mandatory psychiatric help, for a period not to exceed 25 years, but no less than 10 years where they will be forced to watch and listen to the Howard Dean Meltdown Scream over and over again for 2 hours daily.

A New tax structure will be created that allows for any former Democrats to be taxed at the 78.5% level while lowering Republican Taxes to a more moderate 12.1 %.


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on Jul 28, 2007
Please do not give Bush any ideas
on Jul 28, 2007
on Jul 28, 2007

Reply By: COL GenePosted: Saturday, July 28, 2007
Please do not give Bush any ideas

Gene I am hoping he does this. Just so you have material to write about for the next 25 years.

on Jul 28, 2007
I figured that I must have clicked the wrong button and stumbled into a thread by the Clueless One.  I see from comments above that he, of course, has concerns that this parody might become reality.  Just become one delusioned old man thinks such things may be true doesn't mean that it's even close to truth, but that won't stop the mental midgets out there from trumping up headlines claiming such things are the truth.
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on Jul 28, 2007

A New tax structure will be created that allows for any former Democrats to be taxed at the 78.5% level while lowering Republican Taxes to a more moderate 12.1 %.


So Democrats get the tax rate Democrats want and Republicans get the tax rate Republicans want? Ingenious!

on Jul 28, 2007
(Citizen)Andrew J. BrehmJuly 28, 2007 22:34:23


A New tax structure will be created that allows for any former Democrats to be taxed at the 78.5% level while lowering Republican Taxes to a more moderate 12.1 %.



So Democrats get the tax rate Democrats want and Republicans get the tax rate Republicans want? Ingenious!


well thank you andrew!@
on Jul 28, 2007
(Citizen)terpfan1980July 28, 2007 21:09:09


I figured that I must have clicked the wrong button and stumbled into a thread by the Clueless One. I see from comments above that he, of course, has concerns that this parody might become reality. Just become one delusioned old man thinks such things may be true doesn't mean that it's even close to truth, but that won't stop the mental midgets out there from trumping up headlines claiming such things are the truth.


WELL THE way the candidates are running in the Democratic primary, you would think Bush is still going to run!



on Jul 29, 2007

Reply By: terpfan1980 Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2007
I figured that I must have clicked the wrong button and stumbled into a thread by the Clueless One. I see from comments above that he, of course, has concerns that this parody might become reality


You are DUMB-- You can not take a joke?
on Jul 29, 2007

You are DUMB-- You can not take a joke?

You, sir {and I use that term very lightly}, are the joke.

on Jul 29, 2007
(Citizen)little-whipJuly 29, 2007 05:46:52


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHA!


glad to see your funny button got pushed.
on Jul 29, 2007
COL GeneJuly 29, 2007 08:41:40


Reply By: terpfan1980 Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2007
I figured that I must have clicked the wrong button and stumbled into a thread by the Clueless One. I see from comments above that he, of course, has concerns that this parody might become reality


You are DUMB-- You can not take a joke?


Please Gene save the nasties for your blog.
on Jul 29, 2007
(Citizen)terpfan1980July 29, 2007 10:27:16


You are DUMB-- You can not take a joke?

You, sir {and I use that term very lightly}, are the joke.


since this was a reply to a nasty, I must agree with terpfan.
on Jul 30, 2007

So who is Luke and Leia?  I take it Cheney is Darth Vader.  Do we call FDR, Yoda now?

The possibilties are endless!  Great one!

on Jul 30, 2007
(Citizen)Dr GuyJuly 30, 2007 12:14:17


So who is Luke and Leia? I take it Cheney is Darth Vader. Do we call FDR, Yoda now?
The possibilities are endless! Great one!


Luke must be barak saddam hussein oops, Obama, Leia has to be NAMBLA NANCY
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