In a Secret memo just released by the New york times, President Bush has decided to do away with the constitution and declare himself "President for life" He intends on Disbanding the entire congress. All Federal and State Judges will Be appointed by El Presidente Bush.
All the state Governors will be appointed by President Bush with the Advice of Vice-President for life Dick Cheney and Attorney General For life Alberto Gonzales.
The new Press corps will Be represented by just one station, and that station will be FOX NEWS, all other stations will have their licenses reviewed by Karl Rove to see if they can continue doing business. President for life George Bushes very first act will be to disband the Democratic Party and charge all of its present members EXCEPT JOE LEIBERMAN with high treason, which is punishable by death or life Imprisonment.
Any Mention of President for life George Bush that has any kind of negative connotation will automatically be punished by the removal of both hands and the tongue.
The list of all Registered Democrats are being distributed to the F.B.I. AND THE C.I.A. ALONG WITH THE N.S.A. and the Y.M.C.A. so they will be forced to seek mandatory psychiatric help, for a period not to exceed 25 years, but no less than 10 years where they will be forced to watch and listen to the Howard Dean Meltdown Scream over and over again for 2 hours daily.
A New tax structure will be created that allows for any former Democrats to be taxed at the 78.5% level while lowering Republican Taxes to a more moderate 12.1 %.