The question is: what do I like about getting old, the answer is:\ Not a goddamned thing!

While buying my wife a new car, naturally I wanted to see my credit score, 850 is the highest you can have, mine was 810. I asked why wasn't my credit score higher as I make sure all bills are payed on time, We are NEVER late paying a bill and missing a payment is unthinkable. I was told { yes this really sucks} the reason my credit score is not at the highest rate is because, I do not have enough DEBT, I also pay off bill faster than they are due. What kind of sense does this...

After spending time growing mammouth sunflowers, spending time taking all the seeds out, drying them , spraying them with a very light salt water solution, and roasting them in the oven, all this is very time consuming and not for the fainthearted. Watching you eat the fruits of my labor and seeing the content on your face as you swallow them, just fills me with joy. Nothing better than home made stuff. NOTHING> Ps if you thought this was a "dirty" thing and read it to be voyouri...

As I sit here wondering why I am still here {alive} thoughts go rocketing through my head at the speed of, well thought. I have one of those "dates with destiny" the 11th, In just two days I will find out if I at least get a chance to do some more of this life {new drug therapy} or if I am sentenced to ...... well you draw a conclusion. I wonder if I am worthy of a chance at life sometimes, wonder why I lived as my teammates died long ago. So many profound thoughts and so few answe...

Left leaning lethargic lawyer learns litigating lesson, loses lemonade lean-to leveled legally.

Left leaning lethargic lawyer learns litigating lesson, loses lemonade lean-to leveled legally.

bias, one definition,{a partiality that prevents objective consideration of an issue or situation } Racist: based on racial intolerance; "racist remarks" a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others discriminatory especially on the basis of race or religion I have heard the term "racist thrown around alot in my life, but what if a person IS NOT A RACIST,. but bias about race or religion? I grew up in a ghetto, a place that I experenced religious persac...

No member of any race may marry a member of the same race. No member of any religion may marry a member of the same religion. Any children of any marriage Must be brought up in a religion NOT represented by either of the parents. Let a century pass and we will all be the same color, and have diverse religious backgrounds. This will end racisim, and religious fanatics. What do you guys think of my solution.?

Dear Mr. Bin Laden, It has come to our attention that you dislike America, so in the spirit of good will and fellowship, WE MEMBERS of th Democratic Party {the Ultra left wing} Think that you can win the democratic seat in New York city, running on the platform of world peace. Snce we have decided that our party does not have a chance in hell of winning the Presidential election in 2008, We feel that you turning yourself in to a member of our party, could do nothing but good for our chance...

Dear Mr. Bin Laden, It has come to our attention that you dislike America, so in the spirit of good will and fellowship, WE MEMBERS of th Democratic Party {the Ultra left wing} Think that you can win the democratic seat in New York city, running on the platform of world peace. Snce we have decided that our party does not have a chance in hell of winning the Presidential election in 2008, We feel that you turning yourself in to a member of our party, could do nothing but good for our chance...

The People of California tired of all the Illegal aliens have decided to try and do something about it. There is a ballot proposal going around now, asking that the state form its own border patrol. We need 600,000 signatures to get this to the voters, I for one am sure this will pass, as californians are tired of the rampant crime here. Even if it does pass, I am sure some idiot liberal activist judge will strike it down as being unconstitutional, time will tell. I will keep you ...

So the phone rings with that special ring of my wife, I answer like a good hubby and hear.. elieeeeeeeeee my new car won't startttttt............. I say breath honey, now look down, is the gearshift in park? she answers ummmmm no in a small voice, then she starts laughing, so do I, Put your gearshift in park honey, she did. I ask did it start? she says yes dear and adds "you are going to torture me about this ar'nt you? I answere . Why yes, yes I am. women, got to love em, can't...

Dear President Bush, as a loyal supporter and a registed republican that supports you totally, I make the following demand. Do something about the borders, close the darn things. this has gotten insane, all these people comming into the United States illegally. Crime is up, because of the criminals comming across our borders. I hope many people get on the band wagon and somehow open your eyes up to how bad things are due to this. Sincerly, elie Aka:moderate republican man