From howard Dean, the Democratic Party et al
Dear Mr. Bin Laden, It has come to our attention that you dislike America, so in the spirit of good will and fellowship, WE MEMBERS of th Democratic Party {the Ultra left wing} Think that you can win the democratic seat in New York city, running on the platform of world peace.
Snce we have decided that our party does not have a chance in hell of winning the Presidential election in 2008, We feel that you turning yourself in to a member of our party, could do nothing but good for our chances , you could say that you were in fear of the great retribution that a democrat as president would hand you.
We promise to give you amnesty and make you an instant citizen of AMERICA.
Mr. and Mrs. Clinton will be glad to have you as a house guest while the paperwork goes through.
You will also receive a huge stipend at the expense of taxpayers while here, and at least 300 virgins will be at your disposal.
Sincerly, Howard Dean, Dnc.
Harry Reid, senate minority leader
Nancy Pelosi, house minority leader
John Kerry, Ex presidential candidate