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Moderateman's Articles In Misc
May 7, 2007 by Moderateman
 Since time has no real meaning while you are unconscious, this dream had a huge impact on me. I was In a coma for years and years, Colleen had moved on and remarried, but she use to drop in and see me time to time. This time when she came to see me I woke up, {I really did wake up BTW} crying, the very first thing I asked this wonderful wife of mine was "do you still love me" with tears streaming down my face. Needless to say she was stunned, but having the class the epitomizes her, ...
April 22, 2007 by Moderateman
 Somehow I was in a land where the Ocean and a river met, it was very cold and snow was everywhere, I was dressed in just marine Cammie's, yet was not cold at all. I was being mentored on how to catch narwhals so I could have enough food to last the summer. For some reason food was abundant in the winter there and very hard to come by in the spring and summer months. Anyways I was taught to carve a large hole in the ice about two feet across and to hang food from the roof of the ice cave th...
December 23, 2006 by Moderateman
One of the greatest things that led humans to being the top of the food chain and the single most inventive creature on the planet besides the brain is the thumb. Most of us know this yet give little or NO thought to this miracle. Long ago  while learning Aikido My master Insisted we learn the lesson of the importance of the thumb since it plays an integral part of the art of Aikido. Here is my challenge and learning experience to all of you. Take your thumbs, both of them and ...
October 29, 2006 by Moderateman
Sometimes I wonder exactly how well developed I am. There are just some very minor things that annoy the heck out of me. Asking to borrow something, be it money or a paperbag... what's up with most everyone asking, "what do you need it for?" I reply with either lend it to me or not, do not sit in judgement if I truly need something, if I am asking, I need it!! Toothpaste caps left OFF the tube. For gods sake woman put the cap back on, that's what it is there for!! People that do not wa...
August 25, 2006 by Moderateman
Sitting alone in the dark, blinds drawn to keep the joy of day locked outside. I hear sobbing, feel wet tears scalding hot run down my ruined face. Chest heaving, the sobs turn to wailing, railing against this disease I have no control over. Thoughts of Colleen, the pain she must feel watching her knight in shining armour rot away into nothing. Sitting on the pity pot so long now I have a ring around my ass from the weight of my body pressing so tightly downwards. Watching my worl...
August 24, 2006 by Moderateman
Jean Eugène Robert-Houdin ( 1805 - 1871 ), The British performer J N Maskelyne and his partner Cooke.  Harry Houdini (real name Erich Weiss, 1874 - 1926), took his stage name from Robert-Houdin  . magicians such as James Randi , P. C. Sorcar ,    Doug Henning ,  David Copperfield , Lance Burton , Penn and Teller , Derren Brown and Chris Angel.   All these men perform the most mind alt...
August 16, 2006 by Moderateman
Dear GOD, today I am Pissed off more than usual. I am having a hard time understanding why I have not been sleeping, why am I ill? Why is there so much hatred in the world? I really did not get clean and sober so I could die a slow pain filled death. There is something inherently wrong with a man so full of life to be laid low by a virus so small I can't see the damned thing. I say this many times, " the king of the jungle, the male lion should never go toothless". "He should die ...
August 12, 2006 by Moderateman
be·tray    (  P  )    Pronunciation Key   (b -tr ) tr.v. be·trayed, be·tray·ing, be·trays To give aid or information to an enemy of; commit treason against: betray one's country. To deliver into the hands of an enemy in violation of a trust or allegiance: betrayed Christ to the Romans. To be false or disloyal to: betrayed their cause; betray one's better nature. To divulge in a breach of confidence: betray a secr...
June 16, 2006 by Moderateman
I once fought a chimpanzee in a side show carny event, the chimp was muzzled, I was warned to not hit him in the face. HA. First off I had no idea how strong they are, so I blasted him in the face going for the fast knockout... When they finally peeled the chimp off of me { I heard screaming rather girly like} { was that me} ? I was bruised and hurt in places I did not know existed. During boot camp I was the idiot that volunteered to try and hit the DI, well I did manage to hit him a good...
June 12, 2006 by Moderateman
Well under normal circumstances I would not do this, but since the tag came from 2 people I like a lot, {whip and dharma} Here we go: 1. I was 16 at a party, smoking a cigar, I forget the name , but it is a cheap one with a wooden tip and looked very cool, Since cool was VERY important to me I hated not looking cool. On one wall there was an old stereo system a console, and it was providing the music for the party, I was standing by it when Ivy Apotheca approached me and engaged me in some ch...
April 23, 2006 by Moderateman
Most of my readers know I support President Bush and have defended him on many occasions BUT now President Bush has been outed by Scott Mcclellan for President Bushes role concerning the leak. Mcclellan who is leaving the white house made a decision to make things right . . President Bush could be counted on one thing for sure in my eyes, he had always been a man of his word. No longer will I ever trust this man again, this very act is a betrayal of his supporters and in direct conflict of his...
April 18, 2006 by Moderateman
I have seen several articles and replies about what a person would or would not do in order to 'SURVIVE" I see many wonderful replies about how you are above all that {you is the generic you}. Let me be perfectly clear about this, if it came to My and colleens survival, I would "dust" anyone!, Steal food? yep, steal medications? yep. Set booby traps to kill your tresspasing ass? you betcha! When it comes to sheer survival I have no illusions about how low I would stoop in order to continue li...
April 8, 2006 by Moderateman
http://moderateman.joeuser.com/index.asp?AID=89742 The above link is about what is that one peice of clothing you should not wear. My contribution is a ratty torn green robe falling apart, but oh so soft and comfortable. Today I purchased a new robe, it will be here in about 10 days, till then I will sit in my green robe and start the grieving process. Good-by old friend, I hope my new friend will serve me and comfort me as well as you did.
November 23, 2005 by Moderateman
I Have several opening in the MM D.O.M. club and am taking applications at this time. You must be male to be A D.O.M. You must have a snickering laugh along the lines of the dishonest john cartoon, You must be able to lust after a female without ever doing anything about it if married or attached. You can never ever, be seen actually drooling when gazing at a pretty young thing. You must be able to "read" things into any statement a female makes and twist it to somehow soun...
October 10, 2005 by Moderateman
This is an easy choice for me, Women use to start conversations with me with: "WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?" meaning your astrological sign of course. This oldie but moldy was used to death in the 60's and 70's . For some strange reason people use to put a lot of value on what a persons sign is. Now for more fun what is the lamest line YOU USED? I think mine was," your eyes should be 007ed," she would always ask what? I would say" those eyes should be licensed to kill, cause they are...