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Published on June 16, 2006 By Moderateman In Misc
I once fought a chimpanzee in a side show carny event, the chimp was muzzled, I was warned to not hit him in the face. HA.

First off I had no idea how strong they are, so I blasted him in the face going for the fast knockout... When they finally peeled the chimp off of me { I heard screaming rather girly like} { was that me} ? I was bruised and hurt in places I did not know existed.

During boot camp I was the idiot that volunteered to try and hit the DI, well I did manage to hit him a good shot.. I should have not crowed about that. {lessons} That evening I was visited by him and 2 buddies, "I Fell in the shower several times that night," and learned the meaning of respect.

I love cats more than any animal, my cats are part of my family, when they hurt so do I.

Under my brash exterior beats the heart of a teddy bear, under that, well we will not go there.

My friends mean more to me than life. or death for that matter.

I use to sing acapella. many do wop songs from the late 50's and early 60's I knew by heart, I had a soprano voice in those days and sang lead. My voice today in between a bass and on a good day I can still sing tenor.

I still love every woman I have ever loved, some more than others. I would leap to their rescue in a new york second.

I am very proud of how my spelling and grammar have improved since I have been here on Joeuser {thanx brad and gang}

I have a horrible temper and have learned to somewhat control it { I still get aroused}

I am supposed to be smart, then why did it take me 7 years of therapy to understand that hitting is bad?

I have never hit, pulled, pushed, slapped or touched in any way a female that could be considered as abuse.

I use to be a scooter tramp.

I love going fast and on some days I do Goose my car and break 100mph . yes!!!!!

I am still ashamed of my bad discharge from the military.

I am always surprised these days when I hit spell check and no errors are identified.

Well enough for one day.

MM aka Elie


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on Jun 16, 2006
damn I must be boring, not one comment.
on Jun 16, 2006
#2 by little-whip
Fri, June 16, 2006 4:21 PM


add to this list...

Little Whip loves me.


as I you,

on a side note a phone yak might be nice.
on Jun 16, 2006
I once fought a chimpanzee in a side show carny event


Now that's just about the coolest thing I've ever heard!
on Jun 16, 2006
I will add... He has a kind heart a very knd heart. He is a great listener, has the ability to make one laugh even if they are having a real bad shitty day. He is a great nurterer {?spelling}. Has helped me learn patience, IN HIS TIME NOT MINE. K I probably could go on for ever and ever but won't. You know how I feel I have one more thing to say though.... ELIE??????



NOW NOW NOW NOW
on Jun 16, 2006

{ I still get aroused}

Colleen is happy.

on Jun 16, 2006
The fact that you fought a monkey makes you the coolest person I've ever known.
on Jun 16, 2006
#5 by Shovelhead
Fri, June 16, 2006 5:53 PM


I once fought a chimpanzee in a side show carny event


Now that's just about the coolest thing I've ever heard!


ummm did you read closely and see the chimp kicked my azz?
on Jun 16, 2006
6 by Gimpyone
Fri, June 16, 2006 5:55 PM


will add... He has a kind heart a very knd heart


thanx chele, and nope does not count.
on Jun 16, 2006
#8 by Texas Wahine
Fri, June 16, 2006 6:35 PM


The fact that you fought a monkey makes you the coolest person I've ever known


chimpanzee, not monkey, I coulda taken a monkey, but the chimp.... had me screaming for mercy.
on Jun 16, 2006
#12 by little-whip
Fri, June 16, 2006 6:49 PM


the fact that you took an asswhoopin from a chimp makes you the coolest person I've ever known!


well thinking about it , for sure not just anyone can claim to have his azz kicked by a chimp.
on Jun 16, 2006
How old were you at this chimp fighting event? I have never even heard of someone fighting a chimp. I guess it's a good thing he was muzzled or he might have done some real damage.

I loved the fact that you love your kitties. And a doo wop singer who would have thunk it.

It was fun learning these things about you.
on Jun 16, 2006
#14 by Locamama
Fri, June 16, 2006 7:49 PM


How old were you at this chimp fighting event


dunno 21 maybe 22, was young and dumb in those days.
on Jun 16, 2006
Those chimps are very powerful. Yer lucky you still had all yer parts.
on Jun 16, 2006
#16 by MasonM
Fri, June 16, 2006 8:14 PM


Those chimps are very powerful. Yer lucky you still had all yer parts.


Not long ago I saw an show on how chimps kill... they bite through the head.. Now I know why he was muzzled, at first I thought it was to protect me from bites, I had no idea how much protestion I had.
on Jun 17, 2006
This was cool and you are the first person I have ever met to have fought and had their ass kicked by a chimp. That is so awesome.

It was nice to get to know you better.
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