I once fought a chimpanzee in a side show carny event, the chimp was muzzled, I was warned to not hit him in the face. HA.

First off I had no idea how strong they are, so I blasted him in the face going for the fast knockout... When they finally peeled the chimp off of me { I heard screaming rather girly like} { was that me} ? I was bruised and hurt in places I did not know existed.

During boot camp I was the idiot that volunteered to try and hit the DI, well I did manage to hit him a good shot.. I should have not crowed about that. {lessons} That evening I was visited by him and 2 buddies, "I Fell in the shower several times that night," and learned the meaning of respect.

I love cats more than any animal, my cats are part of my family, when they hurt so do I.

Under my brash exterior beats the heart of a teddy bear, under that, well we will not go there.

My friends mean more to me than life. or death for that matter.

I use to sing acapella. many do wop songs from the late 50's and early 60's I knew by heart, I had a soprano voice in those days and sang lead. My voice today in between a bass and on a good day I can still sing tenor.

I still love every woman I have ever loved, some more than others. I would leap to their rescue in a new york second.

I am very proud of how my spelling and grammar have improved since I have been here on Joeuser {thanx brad and gang}

I have a horrible temper and have learned to somewhat control it { I still get aroused}

I am supposed to be smart, then why did it take me 7 years of therapy to understand that hitting is bad?

I have never hit, pulled, pushed, slapped or touched in any way a female that could be considered as abuse.

I use to be a scooter tramp.

I love going fast and on some days I do Goose my car and break 100mph . yes!!!!!

I am still ashamed of my bad discharge from the military.

I am always surprised these days when I hit spell check and no errors are identified.

Well enough for one day.

MM aka Elie


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