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Published on November 23, 2005 By Moderateman In Misc
I Have several opening in the MM D.O.M. club and am taking applications at this time.

You must be male to be A D.O.M.

You must have a snickering laugh along the lines of the dishonest john cartoon,

You must be able to lust after a female without ever doing anything about it if married or attached.

You can never ever, be seen actually drooling when gazing at a pretty young thing.

You must be able to "read" things into any statement a female makes and twist it to somehow sound dirty. heh

Your skills at double entendres must be honed to perfection.

You must be at least 40 years of age {exceptions can be made}

Join Now MEN!! show them wimmins we are loud proud Dirty Old Men!!!

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on Nov 23, 2005
Cowards!!! have not ye males have the cojones to speak out for dirty old men everywhere?
on Nov 23, 2005
You have something against slightly naughty women under 30?

on Nov 23, 2005
I personally think that Shovelheat should be a lifetime member. (and I mean that in the nicest possible way, Joe. You and MM are my 2 favoritest dirty old men in the entire world.)

The only thing keeping my husband out is his age. He's got all the other stuff taken care of.
on Nov 23, 2005

I am a year away from joining the DJ I DOM Club.  The minimum age is 50.  Sorry.  I have a Louis Depalma laugh, but other than that, fit your membership.  I may consider switching if you allow for the laugh to be different, lots of leers!  And lower the age of joining!

DJ I is my grandfather.  God rest his soul!

on Nov 23, 2005
So drooling is ok as long as not actually seen doing it?
on Nov 23, 2005
2 by Texas Wahine
Wednesday, November 23, 2005


You have something against slightly naughty women under 30?


ummmmmmm dint wanna call ya ,Dirty Old Gals ya know?
on Nov 23, 2005
3 by dharmagrl
Wednesday, November 23, 2005


You and MM are my 2 favoritest dirty old men in the entire world.)


you are so sweet D, sighhhhhhh ok joe gets a free membership.
on Nov 23, 2005
#4 by Dr. Guy
Wednesday, November 23, 2005


am a year away from joining the DJ I DOM Club. The minimum age is 50. Sorry. I have a Louis Depalma laugh, but other than that, fit your membership. I may consider switching if you allow for the laugh to be different, lots of leers! And lower the age of joining!
DJ I is my grandfather. God rest his soul!


it's 40 here doc, and I have the best chapter of D.O.M.
on Nov 23, 2005
#5 by MasonM
Wednesday, November 23, 2005


So drooling is ok as long as not actually seen doing it?


absolutly! as long as the gal is over 18... heh heh heh
on Nov 23, 2005
I'd like to move for an exception. I'm 19... will that work?



Dan
on Nov 23, 2005
Reply By: Dan KaschelPosted: Wednesday, November 23, 2005I'd like to move for an exception. I'm 19... will that work?Dan


geeeeze dan that's pushing it, apply in 21 more years.
on Nov 23, 2005
You have something against slightly naughty women under 30?


Not at the moment, but if one gets within distance I'll happily place something against her.
on Nov 23, 2005
I'm 18, but im cynical enough to be 60. Can I join?
on Nov 24, 2005
You have something against slightly naughty women under 30?


Nothing we can discuss in public heh heh heh
on Nov 24, 2005
Okay, I just need to work on my double entendres, but I got about 20 years for that
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