I Have several opening in the MM D.O.M. club and am taking applications at this time.
You must be male to be A D.O.M.
You must have a snickering laugh along the lines of the dishonest john cartoon,
You must be able to lust after a female without ever doing anything about it if married or attached.
You can never ever, be seen actually drooling when gazing at a pretty young thing.
You must be able to "read" things into any statement a female makes and twist it to somehow sound dirty. heh
Your skills at double entendres must be honed to perfection.
You must be at least 40 years of age {exceptions can be made}
Join Now MEN!! show them wimmins we are loud proud Dirty Old Men!!!