Well under normal circumstances I would not do this, but since the tag came from 2 people I like a lot, {whip and dharma} Here we go:

1. I was 16 at a party, smoking a cigar, I forget the name , but it is a cheap one with a wooden tip and looked very cool, Since cool was VERY important to me I hated not looking cool. On one wall there was an old stereo system a console, and it was providing the music for the party, I was standing by it when Ivy Apotheca approached me and engaged me in some chit chat, well I leaned with one arm on the console so I could add to my cool look, when boom the whole console broke and fell to the floor, with me on a heap on top of it, I wanted to crawl in a hole and die.

2.At 12 or 13 I was walking through the kitchen at home and had a boner, at 12 or 13 I lived in a constant state of boner. My mother called me and I turned around, she said what is that in your pocket and grabbed it, she screamed and almost feinted i was mortified. Imagine you mom grabbing your boner at 12 or 13 years old.

3.. I came home from school and let myself in when I heard some noise in My bedroom, I flung the door open and my married sister was getting it on with her husband, {they were there visiting and waiting for all of us to get home.

4. I was at Compton's, this is an old auto-mat in San Francisco, I was waiting in line for my turn to pick out what I wanted when I felt someone shove me out of the way, I turned pissed and ready to fight, When I turned I was looking at the chest of the largest man on the planet {at least he looked that large} Well i was a tough guy in those days and told him "hey bud shove back you ain't cutting me off, He roared with laughter at this little fella challenging him { I am 6 ft 2 and 245 pounds} I reared back and hit him square in the face with my best shot, It barely turned his head, he laughed again and 'PATTED" my head with hands the size of Cuba, said "ain't you the a little out of your league little man? I was dizzy from the "PATTING" On head and made another move when some food on the floor cause my legs to go out from under me and I wound up on my ass, His name was bear and he and I became best friends after that, he sponsored me into the Gypsy Jokers.


5.trying to explain number 2 to my wife when she read over my shoulder as I typed this, I wear this was almost as embarrassing as when it happened.


I TAG DOCMILER, FOREVERSERENITY, TEX"