Do you wish you were Immortal? I have always had a desire to be immortal, like the highlander, without having to play the game. Frell that “there can be only one crap” Imagine all you could see and experience? To be 5000 years old today, what a dream or nightmare. To have seen the birth of Christ, the rise and fall of the Roman Empire, to talked with Socrates and other great thinkers. Anyone else ever had this thought? This could be a fun non-partisan discussion…. Maybe...

As I sit quietly this morning, letting my treasured wife sleep, I find that in order to be awake quietly I have to occupy my mind. So while waiting I decided to play some pinball, that comes installed with microsoft with the sound off. I hit a couple big games for me , 30 million plus. When I got bored with pinball I played some hearts. { I am real good at getting zero games} The new games are beyond my skill to play, why heck I do not even understand most of them. So when you...

Such strength in such a small body….. Such wisdom. Kindness.. Female lion she is…hunting to feed.. Old lion She will not leave. She fills my heart… Makes me a better man. Her courage is boundless.. She silences the storm with a glance.. She lends her strength to me in… Times of need. She is what epitomizes WOMAN. How blessed I am to be … With her at my side in all things I love you my sweet colleen Always and after, If after death, you need me.. I will arise...

After not being able to whack off the growth in my yard due to being to ill to do so, I spent most of today whacking off the excess growth and evening out the shrubery. Sure does'nt take long for me to run out of energy these days. Maybe I will have to hire someone to do landscaping, and keep all the growth cut back so my yard is once again beautifull.

Ok conservation freaks and fellow tree huggers We gotta do something about these idiots that keep sending heavy catalogs to your home long after you said enuff. Order one thing online from a catalog and BOOM your name get sold to 1986564398997645 different places and soon comes a flood of paper catalogs. How much time , energy and precious trees are wasted doing this ? The mrs and I get about 25 catalogs a week and it's such a huge waste of our resources. There must be a way to s...

Long ago in another time MM use to "move" a little pot, just to keep my expenses down {so I could smoke for free}. Anyway My cat angel was always a little strange, in a house filled with pit bulls, angel ruled with an iron claw. The dogs knew better than to even sneer at her because the alpha dog {me} would get them and not get them nicely, But I digress. I had this beautiful hand made pot box, where I stored all my paraphernalia and several varieties of pot, usually some red-bud o...

Give me meat, rare, real rare, blood rare, juicy, a nice cut of prime rib, ribeye, porterhouse, t bone, filet minion. Carnivorians take back our meat from the hands of the unbelievers. the vegheads are dangerous, they think we are cows. Maybe someone should show them all our teeth, the front teeth made for biting chunks out of MEAT, the back to chew it with. get the chant going.MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEATMEATMEATMEATMEAT!!! STOMP YOUR FEET for meat.

It was Christmas night, bitter cold. He had nowhere to go, he gave his last 4 dollars for a fix, and he was freezing ,snot running down his nose. The cold was bone chilling, but he could not leave, he needed that shot. Hours passed and still he stood on the corner unwilling to believe he had been ripped off for the last of his money. Finally he left, seeking the warmth of a boiler room infested by cockroaches and rats, he did not care. Hunger struck, and he threw up, the sickness...

David Neuman, jumps in a river, saves a drowning man and gets arrested for his effort. Truth stranger than fiction, While Mr. nueman was in the water trying to rescue this man, the police finally arrive and order everyone out of the water, Mr. nueman who already knew where the man was ignored the command and continued to rescue the man. He saved this mans life, the cops were now shouting at Nueman to recross the river and come to them, nueman was exhausted and took a minute to recover, ...

Men are dogs plain and simple, while driving today to the docs I was staring at a shaply ass and guess what? She looked about 14, after I slapped myself a dozen times for lusting after a child { I swear she looked 21 from behind} Men are dogs.

Inside of me...lives a beast... rotting and destroying me.. from within. weakening the power I once had.. cling to life I must.. Not ready yet to let go. tired... pain filled days.. endlessly taking its toll. strength wans... mind takes over for body.. how much longer must I endure? till the end...

Oh where to start? We own our own home, not the bank, us. But I can't spell. We own a cma and stock and bonds through Merril Lynch. But my grammar sucks. Our credit report is 830. But I dropped out of high school. I created not one but two sucessfull buisnesses and retired at 55. But I make simple errors in english. We own stock in two different energy companies alot of stock. But I just cannot spell properly. We have a pma account with wells fargo. But they never correct my ...

For all you morons that think guns are the great evil of our times and have blamed guns for crime, murder, rape and other acts take the following test. Get a weapon, any weapon will do... gun, knife, baseball bat. Put said weapon on a table top. Sit back watching weapon intently. Wait for weapon to do harm all of its own accord. when weapon does not attack you or anyones else, maybe, just maybe YOU WILL SEE WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE.

Can anybody even tell what my avatar is????