I know Elie personally. Eh? Eh? Is that good or is that good?

When I was on spring break in Florida during high school...my girlfriend and I were waiting at a bus stop that happened to be at a red light. These two cute guys pulled up in a Trans AM with t-tops and a cooler of beer in the back.

They hollered, "YO BABY YO BABY YO BABY YO!"

We were laughing and trying to decide if we wanted to get in with them when the light turned green. They didn't move so all the cars behind them started honking. The driver pulled a pistol out of his dash and started waving it at the people behind him.

Then we got in with them. Yeah I know. Did I mention they had beer????

46 by Tova7 Wednesday, October 12, 2005

When I was on spring break in Florida during high school...my girlfriend and I were waiting at a bus stop that happened to be at a red light. These two cute guys pulled up in a Trans AM with t-tops and a cooler of beer in the back. They hollered, "YO BABY YO BABY YO BABY YO!" We were laughing and trying to decide if we wanted to get in with them when the light turned green. They didn't move so all the cars behind them started honking. The driver pulled a pistol out of his dash and started waving it at the people behind him. Then we got in with them. Yeah I know. Did I mention they had beer????

yikes , guns as a turn on- now why did.nt I think of that?

#45 by Dr. Guy Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Ok, how about this you ladies: I know Elie personally. Eh? Eh? Is that good or is that good

it's very bad, Elie seems kind of nuts at times, then kind, I just never know which Elie is going to make an appearance>.

yikes , guns as a turn on- now why did.nt I think of that?

IT really wasn't the gun, but the beer....we'd ride with anyone for who had beer...

it's very bad, Elie seems kind of nuts at times, then kind, I just never know which Elie is going to make an appearance>.

The mystery deepens...lol!

awwwww how sweet, me a muse! lol. looking foreward to seeing you donna, MM holds breathe waiting. THUD!! passes out!

hahaha.....you just keep me laughing you.....

We were laughing and trying to decide if we wanted to get in with them when the light turned green

That's how I met my husband...hitch hiking! My girlfriend and I were on the way to the beach and this car pulled up with six guys in it....we girls just don't know what to do with ourselves...jump into cars with strange men! But seriously I wouldn't do that today!

Reply By: Tova7Posted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005yikes , guns as a turn on- now why did.nt I think of that?IT really wasn't the gun, but the beer....we'd ride with anyone for who had beer...

boy you have loved me in my using days I had it all, drugs, booze, and a 9 inch, never mind... heh heh

awwwww how sweet, me a muse! lol.looking foreward to seeing you donna,MM holds breathe waiting.THUD!! passes out!hahaha.....you just keep me laughing you.....

coll I love causing laughter, that makes my day a success. thanx

53 by little_whip Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Thats how I met my first husband, and I'll never, EVER hitch hike again. I think the worst pick up line I ever heard was "I really, really, really, really, really love to eat pussy. Wanna come over?"

did ya punch idiot?

The best one I ever used was "Let's skip the preliminaries and just go screw, ok?"

I had the make love not war crowd in the 60's come up to me and basically say "wanna fuck?"

The best one I ever used was "Let's skip the preliminaries and just go screw, ok?" I had the make love not war crowd in the 60's come up to me and basically say "wanna fuck?"

My brother added to that line. When/ if she said no he would add " Then I guess a BJ is "totally" out of the question?". The thing that amazed me was he averaged about 75% with this line. Go figure.

Sorry gotta comment...

MM you're such a blowhard that I can't keep myself from typing this...

Save your peacock feathers for gullible teenagers.

*sigh*

Reply By: HeydrePosted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005Sorry gotta comment...MM you're such a blowhard that I can't keep myself from typing this...Save your peacock feathers for gullible teenagers.*sigh*

sweet, opinion like yours are like assholes, everybody has one, in your case not only do you have one, you are one.

Reply By: little_whipPosted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005did ya punch idiot?Nope. I let him eat my pussy and stole his wallet.

ah dats my goil, pleasure then money, heh.

Reply By: drmilerPosted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005The best one I ever used was "Let's skip the preliminaries and just go screw, ok?"I had the make love not war crowd in the 60's come up to me and basically say "wanna fuck?"My brother added to that line. When/ if she said no he would add " Then I guess a BJ is "totally" out of the question?". The thing that amazed me was he averaged about 75% with this line. Go figure.

wow doc, brother must be a manly man or just oozed sexuality.

Reply By: drmilerPosted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005The best one I ever used was "Let's skip the preliminaries and just go screw, ok?"I had the make love not war crowd in the 60's come up to me and basically say "wanna fuck?"My brother added to that line. When/ if she said no he would add " Then I guess a BJ is "totally" out of the question?". The thing that amazed me was he averaged about 75% with this line. Go figure. wow doc, brother must be a manly man or just oozed sexuality.

He was 6'4" @ about 220 with a natural afro. Just an aside....he "did" get slapped a "few" times for saying it.

I don't know if they're lame or not but lines I used have been something like this, "Who's your friend?" or "So what haven't you been told tonight?"

I get the lamest pick-up lines used on me. Here's some from just this past week. My neighbor told me, "Good morning." The librarian told me, "Excuse me but you have an overdue fine." A worker at the fast food joint asked me, "Do you want fries with that?" The cashier at 7-11 asked me, "Is that all?" The woman in the car behind me yelled, "Nice turn signal, Buddy" A waitress at the restaurant asked me, "Do you want a refill? The teller at the bank said to me, "I can help you over here." and finally the dancer at the strip club asked me, "Would you like a lap dance for $10?" I tell you all the women and their pick-up lines on me are so flattering.

Here's the worst pick-up line ever though. It's the one Michael Jackson uses, "So you in the 5th or 6th grade?"