What are the lamest pick-up lines used on you?

From the days when you were single

Published on October 10, 2005 By Moderateman In Misc

This is an easy choice for me, Women use to start conversations with me with:

"WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?" meaning your astrological sign of course.

This oldie but moldy was used to death in the 60's and 70's
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For some strange reason people use to put a lot of value on what a persons sign is.

Now for more fun what is the lamest line YOU USED?

I think mine was," your eyes should be 007ed," she would always ask what? I would say" those eyes should be licensed to kill, cause they are killing me."

Comments (Page 5)

Locamama

on Oct 14, 2005

udigit - you cracked me up. How do you fight off all of those women throwing themselves at you? lol.

And for my pickup song - I don't remember who sings it but i can hear it in my head

"you and me baby are nothing but animals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"

Heydre

on Oct 16, 2005

MM:
I may be the asshole but I don't speak through mine. So wipe your mouth with toilet paper after you empty your vowels.

LW:
Your fascination with the blowhard just reaffirms my original assumption. Now if only you had the excuse of being a teenager.

Dr Guy

on Oct 16, 2005

Reply By: HeydrePosted: Sunday, October 16, 2005

The only one really coming off looking stupid is you. I would suggest not looking in a mirror. You wont like what is looking back at ya.

Moderateman

on Oct 16, 2005

61 by drmiler
Friday, October 14, 2005

He was 6'4" @ about 220 with a natural afro. Just an aside....he "did" get slapped a "few" times for saying it.

I figure, had my face handed to me couple times myself. heh

Moderateman

on Oct 16, 2005

#62 by uDigItTheMost
Friday, October 14, 2005

don't know if they're lame or not but lines I used have been something like this, "Who's your friend?" or "So what haven't you been told tonight?"

I get the lamest pick-up lines used on me. Here's some from just this past week. My neighbor told me, "Good morning." The librarian told me, "Excuse me but you have an overdue fine." A worker at the fast food joint asked me, "Do you want fries with that?" The cashier at 7-11 asked me, "Is that all?" The woman in the car behind me yelled, "Nice turn signal, Buddy" A waitress at the restaurant asked me, "Do you want a refill? The teller at the bank said to me, "I can help you over here." and finally the dancer at the strip club asked me, "Would you like a lap dance for $10?" I tell you all the women and their pick-up lines on me are so flattering.

Here's the worst pick-up line ever though. It's the one Michael Jackson uses, "So you in the 5th or 6th grade?"

and the award for best response goes to: MM tears the envelope, the crowd is hushed, Mrs mm reads "the award goes to, U digitthemost!" the crowd goes wild. yayyyyyyyy

Moderateman

on Oct 16, 2005

#63 by little_whip
Friday, October 14, 2005

thanx whip , but it seems I have another dabelike creature on my hands. sad that there might be two of them.

Moderateman

on Oct 16, 2005

65 by Heydre
Sunday, October 16, 2005

MM:
I may be the asshole but I don't speak through mine. So wipe your mouth with toilet paper after you empty your vowels.

You gotta be one UGLY MEFALE,OR WORSE maybe a virgin {at 55} ha!

go away little creature.

dharmagrl

on Oct 16, 2005

"you and me baby are nothing but animals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"

The Bloodhound Gang, from the 'Hooray For Boobies' album.

Moderateman

on Oct 16, 2005

Reply By: dharmagrlPosted: Sunday, October 16, 2005"you and me baby are nothing but animals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"The Bloodhound Gang, from the 'Hooray For Boobies' album.

a giant HUH?

Dr Guy

on Oct 16, 2005

and the award for best response goes to: MM tears the envelope, the crowd is hushed, Mrs mm reads "the award goes to, U digitthemost!" the crowd goes wild. yayyyyyyyy

Fowl! I call Fowl! Udigit is a put up! he is a professional Commedian! just check my Daily Dose series!

uDigItTheMost

on Oct 18, 2005

--and the award for best response goes to: MM tears the envelope, the crowd is hushed, Mrs mm reads "the award goes to, U digitthemost!" the crowd goes wild. yayyyyyyyy--

Thank you, MM, and tell Mrs.MM I feel honored.
Is there a cash prize?

--Fowl! I call Fowl! Udigit is a put up! he is a professional Commedian!--

I'm not a professional, Doc, unless you can convince MM to give me a cash prize.

Moderateman

on Oct 20, 2005

Reply By: little_whipPosted: Sunday, October 16, 2005thanx whip , but it seems I have another dabelike creature on my hands. sad that there might be two of themI told ya we shoulda killed it before it multiplied.

well one down and one to go, it musta been a dabe clone.

Moderateman

on Oct 20, 2005

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Sunday, October 16, 2005and the award for best response goes to: MM tears the envelope, the crowd is hushed, Mrs mm reads "the award goes to, U digitthemost!" the crowd goes wild. yayyyyyyyyFowl! I call Fowl! Udigit is a put up! he is a professional Commedian! just check my Daily Dose series!

the panel is looking into these allegations, soon to be sent to the entire senate.

Moderateman

on Oct 20, 2005

Reply By: uDigItTheMostPosted: Tuesday, October 18, 2005--and the award for best response goes to: MM tears the envelope, the crowd is hushed, Mrs mm reads "the award goes to, U digitthemost!" the crowd goes wild. yayyyyyyyy--Thank you, MM, and tell Mrs.MM I feel honored. Is there a cash prize? --Fowl! I call Fowl! Udigit is a put up! he is a professional Commedian!--I'm not a professional, Doc, unless you can convince MM to give me a cash prize

why yes there is a cash prize, just email me your bank account number, your pin number and social security number, to VERIFY that you are elgible to receive it in all cash!

uDigItTheMost

on Oct 20, 2005

--why yes there is a cash prize, just email me your bank account number, your pin number and social security number, to VERIFY that you are elgible to receive it in all cash!--

You sure you don't need my mother's maiden name too?

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