Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005Oh, and I've seen a pic of ForeverSerenity, and she is a knock out!!

no fair!!!! I wanna seeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Does your face hurt?""No, why?""Cause it's killing me!"

cruel, I remember when I was convinced I was Gods gift to women< I even had a "charity fuck of the month club" truth!

I found out boinking an ugly woman had incredible perks< they were just so damn grateful, they would tried to kill ya with kindness. Truth!

Reply By: momijikiPosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Isn't your name Biff?"

maybe boff, but biff? lol

Sorry, I never was a Larry the Lounge Lizard!

Somehow I don't have a problem believing this, doc

Used on me...
"You're on my list of things to do tonight."

Only typical "line" I can remember using (although I'm sure there were plenty but I was too intoxicated to remember them):
"You should stop drinking now."
"Why's that?"
"You're driving me home."


Wow. Haven't thought about those days for a long time. Don't miss them a bit.

#33 by HC... Tuesday, October 11, 2005

You should stop drinking now." "Why's that?" "You're driving me home." Wow. Haven't thought about those days for a long time. Don't miss them a bit.

thats cool I never hear that one before.
I do not miss single days either. not one bit

Before cell phones

"do you have a quarter" no-why "I have to call my mom and tell her I met the girl I'm going to marry" - NOT

I think the number one pick up line has to be the "don't I know you, didn't we go to high school together, where do I know you from" variety

The best, though, is:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Huh? Why?

Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Oooh I forgot about this one, I was pushing my baby in the stroller and some guy hollered "hey mother, do you want another" - yah sure.

Why do guys ever yell at a woman walking down the street. Somewhere is there a woman who flags them down and jumps in their car after they whistle or yell at her while she is walking down the street?

I'm signed up with various dating sites and on one of them, a guy e-mailed me for the first time, with one question. "What OS do you use?" I got a kick out of it. In the geek world, I suppose it's like asking someone for their zodiac sign.

Reply By: LocamamaPosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005Before cell phones"do you have a quarter" no-why "I have to call my mom and tell her I met the girl I'm going to marry" - NOTI think the number one pick up line has to be the "don't I know you, didn't we go to high school together, where do I know you from" variety

yep used the don't I know you line when I was 10 hahahahahahaha

Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005The best, though, is:Do you have a mirror in your pocket?Huh? Why?Cause I can see myself in your pants!

ummmmmmm that would cause people to slap I think, that one is rude.

Reply By: CariElfPosted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005I'm signed up with various dating sites and on one of them, a guy e-mailed me for the first time, with one question. "What OS do you use?" I got a kick out of it. In the geek world, I suppose it's like asking someone for their zodiac sign.

yikes lame lines jump into the 21st century I guess. lol

Reply By: LocamamaPosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005Oooh I forgot about this one, I was pushing my baby in the stroller and some guy hollered "hey mother, do you want another" - yah sure. Why do guys ever yell at a woman walking down the street. Somewhere is there a woman who flags them down and jumps in their car after they whistle or yell at her while she is walking down the street?

I assume you barfed all over this rude jerk? heh

#21 by xtine Monday, October 10, 2005 greywar is your hubby or ex-hubby? Ex thanx I was as usual in a state of confusion.

I didn't know either...small world!

ummmmmmm you fell asleep in middle of street? hahahahahaha

Hahaha...yeah...an accident waiting to happen! Naw it was the dress I was wearing, a shirt dress that was more figure revealing than I liked...back in the day I had a curvy figure, (still do but not as svelte!). Let's just say that I didn't realise I would be the cause of attraction to so many! Jamaican men love curvy women!

Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005Oh, and I've seen a pic of ForeverSerenity, and she is a knock out!! no fair!!!! I wanna seeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thanks Tex.....you're knockout yourself! Aw Elie...I'm camera shy these days but I'll think about reposting the ones I did last time!


BTW Elie...you're the muse for Tova7 on her recent blog!

BTW Elie...you're the muse for Tova7 on her recent blog!

awwwww how sweet, me a muse! lol.

looking foreward to seeing you donna,

MM holds breathe waiting.



THUD!! passes out!

Ok, how about this you ladies:

I know Elie personally.

Eh? Eh?  Is that good or is that good?