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From the days when you were single
Published on October 10, 2005 By Moderateman In Misc
This is an easy choice for me, Women use to start conversations with me with:

"WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?" meaning your astrological sign of course.

This oldie but moldy was used to death in the 60's and 70's
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For some strange reason people use to put a lot of value on what a persons sign is.

Now for more fun what is the lamest line YOU USED?

I think mine was," your eyes should be 007ed," she would always ask what? I would say" those eyes should be licensed to kill, cause they are killing me."

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on Oct 10, 2005
Reply By: GimpyonePosted: Monday, October 10, 2005lmao, ok from my drinking days, at a bar watching the SF 49ers(my favorite team at the time) big dude came up to me saw that i was into the game and introduced himself as Reginald Jackson, one of my favorite players on the 49ers. He said that i was watching a taped version of his latest game, He followed it with, WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH THE REAL THING IN ACTION... Lmao ok ok so I did buy it but remember I was drinking.


jerry rice, michele, jerry rice.
on Oct 10, 2005
Reply By: xtinePosted: Monday, October 10, 2005"You and I have an obligation to society to have children"that was your line right? what line was used on you?No, that line was used on me...it worked too, I ended up marrying the guy. It came from my first ex-husband: Greywar....Link


wow musta been delivered just right to marry him..

greywar is your hubby or ex-hubby?
on Oct 10, 2005

wow, a couple times huh? I used to hit on anything female when I was young man, what I lacked in percentage I made up for in quantity.

Honesty is the best policy.  But then I was not a ruttin buck either.  I was the shy guy.

on Oct 10, 2005
Although I have never seen a picture of you< I bet there is something about you that is a man slayer.


hahahah...one of these days I'll tell you the story about the day I stopped traffic downtown Kingston back in my hey day! It was very amusing to my girlfriend at the time but I was mortified!
on Oct 10, 2005
jerry rice, michele, jerry rice. yups you right, his real name was reginald
on Oct 10, 2005
greywar is your hubby or ex-hubby?


Ex
on Oct 10, 2005
#18 by Dr. Guy
Monday, October 10, 2005


wow, a couple times huh? I used to hit on anything female when I was young man, what I lacked in percentage I made up for in quantity.

Honesty is the best policy. But then I was not a ruttin buck either. I was the shy guy.


my nick name was SIR BOINKALOT.
on Oct 10, 2005
#21 by xtine
Monday, October 10, 2005


greywar is your hubby or ex-hubby?


Ex


thanx I was as usual in a state of confusion.
on Oct 10, 2005
19 by foreverserenity
Monday, October 10, 2005


Although I have never seen a picture of you< I bet there is something about you that is a man slayer.


hahahah...one of these days I'll tell you the story about the day I stopped traffic downtown Kingston back in my hey day! It was very amusing to my girlfriend at the time but I was mortified!


ummmmmmm you fell asleep in middle of street? hahahahahaha
on Oct 10, 2005
20 by Gimpyone
Monday, October 10, 2005


jerry rice, michele, jerry rice. yups you right, his real name was reginald


O. I. C. !!
on Oct 11, 2005
Hehe. Last Christmas I had a guy at a bar try to woo me by pretending he was a Special Forces Soldier. I found out later that he was a few weeks away from shipping out to Basic, haha.

He had a cool tattoo though...a Texas flag with the words, "Made in Texas".

I don't think I've ever used a pick up line, but I've always been straight forward when I find someone (male or female) super attractive, haha. If I think someone is gorgeous, I'll tell 'em so.
on Oct 11, 2005
Oh, and I've seen a pic of ForeverSerenity, and she is a knock out!!
on Oct 11, 2005
Ok, ok...ONE more comment...

Here's an anti-pick up line to use on ugly folk, hehe.

"Does your face hurt?"

"No, why?"

"Cause it's killing me!"

on Oct 11, 2005
Ouch, TW. That anti-pick up line is a slayer.

I can't remember many lines used on me. "Didn't I see you in Toronto?" was one a musician used to try to pick me up. I guess small-town Alberta is supposed to be impressed by big time Toronto. If he'd been more Morrisey of the Smiths than Whitesnake (this was mid-80's) it mighta.

My personal favorite I used was, "Isn't your name Biff?" When the guy told me it was Fred, I didn't believe him but was impressed with his improvisation. Turned out he wasn't joking.
on Oct 11, 2005
Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005Hehe. Last Christmas I had a guy at a bar try to woo me by pretending he was a Special Forces Soldier. I found out later that he was a few weeks away from shipping out to Basic, haha.He had a cool tattoo though...a Texas flag with the words, "Made in Texas".I don't think I've ever used a pick up line, but I've always been straight forward when I find someone (male or female) super attractive, haha. If I think someone is gorgeous, I'll tell 'em so.


I have seen yer face in pics tex, I think for you a simple "batting of eyelashes" would be enough.
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