America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
Published on August 21, 2007 By Moderateman In Current Events

While it's not hunting season for any kind of serious game yet, before my surgery I need to get out in the woods and just kill something, maybe a bunny or a birdie or a squirrel, anything will do right now.

While my preferred game has always been another armed human, this is against the law except in war time and since I am not a member of the armed forces and not in a war zone, hunting another human is a huge no-no. darn it.

So I have cleaned up my 22.250 mounted a small 4X scope on it and set some rules for myself, no shots to be taken under 100 yards. Only one round loaded at the time. If I miss the one shot the target gets to live another day. If I wound it, I will load another round and finish the deal.

So look out bouncer, look out screwy, and woody, here I come ready or not.


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on Aug 21, 2007
I hear it's mobile home season on the Yucatan Peninsula. ;~D
on Aug 21, 2007
mmmmmm hossenfeffer.
on Aug 21, 2007
"While my preferred game has always been another armed human, this is against the law except in war time and since I am not a member of the armed forces and not in a war zone, hunting another human is a huge no-no. darn it."

Dick Cheney can do it, why can't you?
on Aug 21, 2007
poor wittle bunny wabbits? why don't you kill mean things, like snakes? or great white sharks? or blue jays?
on Aug 21, 2007
I wonder how many Great Whites are running around in the woods right now?
on Aug 21, 2007


I wonder how many Great Whites are running around in the woods right now?


okay - kill hogzilla then or big foot
on Aug 21, 2007
ParaTed2kAugust 21, 2007 14:40:53


I hear it's mobile home season on the Yucatan Peninsula. ;~D


I don't wanna go to Mexico, I might have to try and sneak across the border just to see if I can do it.
on Aug 21, 2007
(Citizen)JythierAugust 21, 2007 14:44:44


"While my preferred game has always been another armed human, this is against the law except in war time and since I am not a member of the armed forces and not in a war zone, hunting another human is a huge no-no. darn it."

Dick Cheney can do it, why can't you?


THis ain't about politics, this is about some pure bloodlust.

on Aug 21, 2007
LocamamaAugust 21, 2007 14:47:19


poor wittle bunny wabbits? why don't you kill mean things, like snakes? or great white sharks? or blue jays?


Bluejays ok. Snakes are pretty impossible targets at 100 plus yards.
on Aug 21, 2007
MasonMAugust 21, 2007 15:08:20


I wonder how many Great Whites are running around in the woods right now?


Maybe we can get chevy chase to do his famous "landshark" routine.
on Aug 21, 2007
LocamamaAugust 21, 2007 15:09:41


wonder how many Great Whites are running around in the woods right now?


okay - kill hogzilla then or big foot


sweety pie, you need something with a little more punch than a 22.250 to stop a wild hog.
on Aug 21, 2007
sweety pie, you need something with a little more punch than a 22.250 to stop a wild hog.


In his young and stupid days one of my uncles used to hunt them with a Bowie knife. You should see the nasty scars on his legs from that. Those tusks are killers.
on Aug 21, 2007
MasonMAugust 21, 2007 15:56:32


sweety pie, you need something with a little more punch than a 22.250 to stop a wild hog.


In his young and stupid days one of my uncles used to hunt them with a Bowie knife. You should see the nasty scars on his legs from that. Those tusks are killers.


I had a friend named Shep Neidieu {pronounced Nay doo} that was 1/2 Apache and once a year he use to hunt like an Apache did in the days of yore, breech-clout, water tied off in animal intestines and a real nasty knife, along the lines of a man killer K-bar or Gerber, he would run his game to almost death never letting the animal rest, till it just tired out then he would move in for the kill. I miss him, He is one of those that came back in body but his mind stayed in Nam. I lost track of him around 30 years ago.
on Aug 21, 2007
The only thing I've ever shot was a foam deer with an arrow. Other than that my hunting experience has been limited to water guns and paintball. I think it would be even MORE impressive if you shot hogzilla with a 22.250 now.
on Aug 21, 2007
LocamamaAugust 21, 2007 16:45:20


The only thing I've ever shot was a foam deer with an arrow. Other than that my hunting experience has been limited to water guns and paintball. I think it would be even MORE impressive if you shot hogzilla with a 22.250 now.


Amy, All A 22.250 would do is really piss the hog off, the tusks on the wild hogs grow to about 8 inches and would cut me open like a ripe melon cut with a machete, there is brave and there is foolish,. I am brave, not foolish, I would hunt a wild hog with a 30.06 or even one of my handguns a .44 or a .357. See I want to kill something I do not want to be killed.
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