I Need to Kill Something

Published on August 21, 2007 By Moderateman In Current Events

While it's not hunting season for any kind of serious game yet, before my surgery I need to get out in the woods and just kill something, maybe a bunny or a birdie or a squirrel, anything will do right now.

While my preferred game has always been another armed human, this is against the law except in war time and since I am not a member of the armed forces and not in a war zone, hunting another human is a huge no-no. darn it.

So I have cleaned up my 22.250 mounted a small 4X scope on it and set some rules for myself, no shots to be taken under 100 yards. Only one round loaded at the time. If I miss the one shot the target gets to live another day. If I wound it, I will load another round and finish the deal.

So look out bouncer, look out screwy, and woody, here I come ready or not.

Comments (Page 3)

CharlesCS

on Aug 23, 2007

I should stop playing GTA games.

Jythier

on Aug 23, 2007

Yes, Charles, you should. Especially if the characters are closer to being your friends than anyone in real life.

Moderateman

on Aug 23, 2007

(Citizen)CharlesCS1August 23, 2007 13:27:24

Just out of curiosity, are you using a 22.250 because that's all you have at hand or simply because its enough for the satisfaction you are searching for?

because it is one very accurate weapon, and using the rules I have placed on myself it seems fair. I could use a .22 long but it just sounds so weeny when it goes off.

Moderateman

on Aug 23, 2007

(Citizen)CharlesCS1August 23, 2007 11:16:21Rep

I hear Col Cluelesses are in season.

naw he would be to easy to track, I would just have to follow the scent of urine.

CharlesCS

on Aug 23, 2007

Yes, Charles, you should. Especially if the characters are closer to being your friends than anyone in real life.

CJ is my bro, don't no one mess with him or I'll use my cheat code to bust out a missile launcher and blow you, your car and any idiot walking by away.

Back on planet Earth.....

because it is one very accurate weapon, and using the rules I have placed on myself it seems fair. I could use a .22 long but it just sounds so weeny when it goes off.

So what you are saying is the 22.250 is not the only weapons at your disposal? Sweet.

naw he would be to easy to track, I would just have to follow the scent of urine.

Or BS, your choice. Still, you could always aim at his Internet modem or PC and claim it a lost bullet with a happy ending.

Paladin77

on Aug 23, 2007

I thought it was open season on terrorist, no bag limit or nothin!

Adventure-Dude

on Aug 23, 2007

I have one request. Be on the look of a sado-squirrel. If you see it don't shoot.

She would be sorely missed.

MasonM

on Aug 23, 2007

Personally I've never shot a gun before, unless you count nerf foam guns, supersoakers, BB guns, paintball guns. I would like to try a shotgun and/or a magnum. Just to see what it feels like.

Before you even handle a real weapon you should be educated on their characteristics and use. The last thing you need is to handle a powerful weapon without any knowledge or experience.

I was raised with them and owned my first firearm, a .410 shotgun, at the age of 6. That was after I had proven to my father that I had paid attention and could hit a target consistently with a .22 rifle.

You don't need to fire a magnum until you can hit the bullseye from 100 yards with a .22 pistol.

MasonM

on Aug 23, 2007

Moderateman

on Aug 23, 2007

So what you are saying is the 22.250 is not the only weapons at your disposal? Sweet.

Reply By: CharlesCS1Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2007

Charles I have a collection of weapons that would make the average weapon man drool, from long guns to hand guns even a couple semi-autoloaders {rifles} from.22 all the way to .50 shotguns to dream about, over and under. side by side 12 guage, 16 guage and even a 20 guage.

Enough ammo stored to start and takeover a small third world country. heh heh heh

Moderateman

on Aug 23, 2007

Reply By: little-whipPosted: Thursday, August 23, 2007
I have one request. Be on the look of a sado-squirrel. If you see it don't shoot.

She would be sorely missed.

Awww.

Not to worry, sado-squirrel is very skilled in forest warfare, camoflauge, and making IEDs out of acorn shells and the gunpowder scrapings from spent shells. They might only blow your little toe off, but you'll still be going home post haste, leaving us fuzzy, harmless little forest creatures to plot our world domination in peace!

Bwahahahahahahahahahah, if I run across trhis beast, I will let it live.

CharlesCS

on Aug 23, 2007

And I bet you have a copy of Tremors stored with the guns. I'm sure you're a big fan of Burt Gummer and his arsenal in the movie.

MasonM

on Aug 23, 2007

And I bet you have a copy of Tremors stored with the guns. I'm sure you're a big fan of Burt Gummer and his arsenal in the movie.

That's just stupid, not to mention insulting.

I also have a nice assortment of weaponry. Mine includes not only a broad range of firearms from .223 to .50 but edged weapons as well. Hell I even have a belt buckle that is a fully functional .25.

CharlesCS

on Aug 24, 2007

That's just stupid, not to mention insulting.

Why? I thought it was funny. I was meant to be funny. Stupid is funny in many TV shows and cartoons. And why would this be insulting?

CharlesCS

on Aug 24, 2007

Don't you people know a joke when you see one? Why so sensitive?

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