OMG! My wife got the WORSE Case of CRABS EVER!

i am SO UPSET! I don't know what to do.

Published on March 31, 2006 By Moderateman In Current Events

In her capacity of C.E.O. time to time she treats her staff to lunch, well this time she decided on crab for them as they have been doing such a great support job for her.

She purchased an entire case of crabs, and let me tell you this case was the sorriest case of crabs ever.

I returned the case to Costco and demanded a refund or a replacement case of crabs that I could inspect first.

The other cases were just fine and I let them replace it, But I am not a happy camper that someone would give her such a obvious sub-standard case in the first place.

OK now be honest how many of you did I get with this bait title? heh heh heh

Comments (Page 1)

foreverserenity

on Mar 31, 2006

Me! [hand in the air then ROFL!]

I fell for it hook, line and sinker! Bad Elie, bad Elie,

! I'm gonna think of a funny one to get you back somehow even though I know I can't beat you at it!

Caracarn1

on Mar 31, 2006

Bastard!

I was all like "ooo this is a juicy one" only to find you meant real crabs.....

Dr Guy

on Mar 31, 2006

Sorry, I was expecting this one. So I knew it was about the legged and clawed ones!

That being said, if they are not Blue Crabs, they are just seafood! I know you dont know the differnce, but I bet your wife does!

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

Reply By: foreverserenityPosted: Friday, March 31, 2006Me! [hand in the air then ROFL!]I fell for it hook, line and sinker! Bad Elie, bad Elie,! I'm gonna think of a funny one to get you back somehow even though I know I can't beat you at it!

Good for a laugh though, huh?

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

Reply By: Caracarn1Posted: Friday, March 31, 2006Bastard! I was all like "ooo this is a juicy one" only to find you meant real crabs.....

heh heh thank you for owning up. lol

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, March 31, 2006Sorry, I was expecting this one. So I knew it was about the legged and clawed ones!That being said, if they are not Blue Crabs, they are just seafood! I know you dont know the differnce, but I bet your wife does!

she does not eat crab doc she is allergic, but from what I gather there is nothing that can compare to giant king crab l;egs.

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

so far 26 people have viewed this and only 3 had the nerve to respond!

COWARDS! lmao

Dr Guy

on Mar 31, 2006

she does not eat crab doc she is allergic, but from what I gather there is nothing that can compare to giant king crab l;egs.

Damn, that is a shame. You cant, and she is Alergic. Tell you what I will do for you. Just cause you are such a swell guy, I will eat her share for you!

I do not make this offer to just anyone.

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, March 31, 2006she does not eat crab doc she is allergic, but from what I gather there is nothing that can compare to giant king crab l;egs.Damn, that is a shame. You cant, and she is Alergic. Tell you what I will do for you. Just cause you are such a swell guy, I will eat her share for you!I do not make this offer to just anyone.

I think I would like crab doc, matter of fact I am sure I would, we have a very large selection of crab in california, dungeness, snow, king, blue, california is known for it seaFOOD.. fresh. yummy now I want some raw salmon!

Gimpyone

on Mar 31, 2006

Lmao.. umm would you believe I did not fall for it? I love crab, but find it a big painin the ass, and really not a lot of food. I much rather have a huge lobster dipped in melted buddah... yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, damnit now I feel like eating seafood..

MasonM

on Mar 31, 2006

Well, that'll teach her to buy crabs at Costco.

Dr Guy

on Mar 31, 2006

I think I would like crab doc, matter of fact I am sure I would

You know, if you were Catholic, you could sprinkle holy water on them and turn them into beef.

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

10 by Gimpyone
Friday, March 31, 2006

since you know colleen and know there is no way she could catch crabs I did not think YOU would fall for it shell, but! maybe when you are here I can get YOU a nice lobster for dinner, with lots of melted BUDDAAAAAAAAAA.. OK?

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

#11 by MasonM
Friday, March 31, 2006

Well, that'll teach her to buy crabs at Costco.

from all the information I gathered, costco has the freshest crabs for the cheapest prices, there king crab was 9.95 a pound and my brother told me that anywheres between 14,95 and 18.95 a pound in the norm for king crab.

BTW did I get you?

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

12 by Dr. Guy
Friday, March 31, 2006

think I would like crab doc, matter of fact I am sure I would

You know, if you were Catholic, you could sprinkle holy water on them and turn them into beef.

hmmm how about a genetic twist and have beef taste like crab legs? I could live with that. heh

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