OMG! My wife got the WORSE Case of CRABS EVER!

i am SO UPSET! I don't know what to do.

Published on March 31, 2006 By Moderateman In Current Events

In her capacity of C.E.O. time to time she treats her staff to lunch, well this time she decided on crab for them as they have been doing such a great support job for her.

She purchased an entire case of crabs, and let me tell you this case was the sorriest case of crabs ever.

I returned the case to Costco and demanded a refund or a replacement case of crabs that I could inspect first.

The other cases were just fine and I let them replace it, But I am not a happy camper that someone would give her such a obvious sub-standard case in the first place.

OK now be honest how many of you did I get with this bait title? heh heh heh

Comments (Page 2)

AngelaMarie88

on Mar 31, 2006

OK now be honest how many of you did I get with this bait title? heh heh heh

You definitely got me. I clicked on it because I have a fear of picking up crabs from public restroom toilet seats.

Even if it really did happen, I wonder what kind of a husband would blog about his wife getting the "WORST Case of CRABS EVER!" from a public restroom toilet seat. Hmmm...

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

the count is now 42 people that have viewed this and only two brave enough to fess up that I got them.

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

Reply By: AngelaMarie88Posted: Friday, March 31, 2006OK now be honest how many of you did I get with this bait title? heh heh hehYou definitely got me. I clicked on it because I have a fear of picking up crabs from public restroom toilet seats. Even if it really did happen, I wonder what kind of a husband would blog about his wife getting the "WORST Case of CRABS EVER!" from a public restroom toilet seat. Hmmm...

nice to se you again angela yep I gave the title alot of thought in order to set up the title as bait for laughs.

Tova7

on Mar 31, 2006

you got me!

MasonM

on Mar 31, 2006

BTW did I get you?

Nah. I had a pretty good idea of what it was about before I clicked.

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

Reply By: Tova7Posted: Friday, March 31, 2006you got me!

heh did ya say, darn you MM!! lol and I hope you laughed.

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

#20 by MasonM
Friday, March 31, 2006

BTW did I get you?

Nah. I had a pretty good idea of what it was about before I clicked.

I guess I should have expected to not get an old knockaround fella like you mason. but hey I gave it a shot.

MasonM

on Mar 31, 2006

Well, I didn't say it wasn't amusing

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

#23 by MasonM
Friday, March 31, 2006

Well, I didn't say it wasn't amusing

was not realeasy to frame the title, make it seem like something nasty , while casting my bait out.

Talk about misleading titles, this might be the best one yet!

Adventure-Dude

on Mar 31, 2006

I'm with Angela. I was in disbelief that a husband would write about such things about their wife. But I guess in the spirit of fun I took the bait.

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

#25 by Adventure-Dude
Friday, March 31, 2006

I'm with Angela. I was in disbelief that a husband would write about such things about their wife. But I guess in the spirit of fun I took the bait.

I treasure my wife, but I am not above using her to get a couple suckers. heh heh heh

Texas Wahine

on Mar 31, 2006

I knew better...mainly because I know how you like to do these kind of titles.

It was still really witty and cute, though.

I LOVE crab legs! Best stuff ever. A lot of trouble, but so worth it.

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Friday, March 31, 2006I knew better...mainly because I know how you like to do these kind of titles.It was still really witty and cute, though.I LOVE crab legs! Best stuff ever. A lot of trouble, but so worth it.

next to "I have been playing with myself. now I am exhausted" this is my finest work of deciet, IMO.

Nice to see you again tex been a while since you have commented on any of my stuff, we ok? says mr. insecurity.

Moderateman

on Mar 31, 2006

up to 145 views and just a few responses, could it be some are embarrassed to cop to "gotcha" factor?

Trudygolightly

on Mar 31, 2006

Awww shucks MM, I knew it was about food and not a case of icky crabs, either way I haven't had either!

Do love lobster though dipped in butter

heheee it was funny seeing who did believe it though!

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