OMG! My wife got the WORSE Case of CRABS EVER!

i am SO UPSET! I don't know what to do.

Published on March 31, 2006 By Moderateman In Current Events

In her capacity of C.E.O. time to time she treats her staff to lunch, well this time she decided on crab for them as they have been doing such a great support job for her.

She purchased an entire case of crabs, and let me tell you this case was the sorriest case of crabs ever.

I returned the case to Costco and demanded a refund or a replacement case of crabs that I could inspect first.

The other cases were just fine and I let them replace it, But I am not a happy camper that someone would give her such a obvious sub-standard case in the first place.

OK now be honest how many of you did I get with this bait title? heh heh heh

Comments (Page 3)

Dr Guy

on Apr 01, 2006

hmmm how about a genetic twist and have beef taste like crab legs? I could live with that. heh

Sorry, I am a Catholic, not a geneticisit.

Moderateman

on Apr 01, 2006

#30 by Trudygolightly
Friday, March 31, 2006

heheee it was funny seeing who did believe it though!

I am sure more than a few had nasty thoughts on this article, they just won't cop to it.

LIke drguy said ya can fool some of the people some of the time, but ya can't fool ALL the people all the timr. {paraphrased}

Moderateman

on Apr 01, 2006

31 by Dr. Guy
Saturday, April 01, 2006

hmmm how about a genetic twist and have beef taste like crab legs? I could live with that. heh

Sorry, I am a Catholic, not a geneticist.

I am sure GOD would forgive me if I was starving to death and the only things to eat were pig and crab legs.

uDigItTheMost

on Apr 01, 2006

I'll be honest, Mod Man when I saw the title I thought, "Who in the hell wrote that?" then when I seen the author's name I thought, "He must be talking about crab legs since he has too much love and respect for his wife."

I liked how you returned the worst case of crabs ever to Costco. When I had my worst case ever I got rid of them the only way I knew how. I went swimming in a public pool.

BTW .. did I just get YOU?

Not even for that split second????

Moderateman

on Apr 01, 2006

Reply By: uDigItTheMostPosted: Saturday, April 01, 2006I'll be honest, Mod Man when I saw the title I thought, "Who in the hell wrote that?" then when I seen the author's name I thought, "He must be talking about crab legs since he has too much love and respect for his wife."I liked how you returned the worst case of crabs ever to Costco. When I had my worst case ever I got rid of them the only way I knew how. I went swimming in a public pool.BTW .. did I just get YOU? Not even for that split second????

no yer missed , but yer did get a huge GUFFAW! and my cats are looking at me like I lost what little mind I have\ HAD...... left.

momijiki

on Apr 02, 2006

I wish I had my own personal case of crabs.

dynamaso

on Apr 03, 2006

You didn't get me but then, I've come to expect double entendres from you. Great title, though.

amandapearl2

on Apr 03, 2006

Only half got me. I went, no he has to be talking about the crustacean and then I went, well maybe he knows I would think about the animal but he's really writing about an STD, and then I thought, well maybe he knows that I know that... And then I gave up and clicked on it.

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on May 01, 2006

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