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Published on November 4, 2005 By Moderateman In Blogging
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition.


Maybe you guys can come up with a few new ones too. love, MM

Here are this year's 2005 winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.



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on Nov 04, 2005
THAT was a good laugh! Thanks!
on Nov 04, 2005
Reply By: ArquonzoPosted: Friday, November 04, 2005THAT was a good laugh! Thanks!


glad i could provide laughs.


MM
on Nov 04, 2005
. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.


That is my favorite. Thanks MM!
on Nov 04, 2005
Nice! I used to be in Mensa before i got too poor to renew my membership... lol

Dan
on Nov 04, 2005
#3 by shadesofgrey
Friday, November 04, 2005


Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.


That is my favorite. Thanks MM!


very cool to see you shades and I personally am going to try and confuse my friends by working some of these into a conversation, then "swear" they are real words. eh eh eh
on Nov 04, 2005
4 by Dan Kaschel
Friday, November 04, 2005


Nice! I used to be in Mensa before i got too poor to renew my membership... lol

Dan


I have found a good part of huge IQ's are real stupid dan, you are not one of them..

MM of the 149 IQ saYS SO!!
on Nov 04, 2005
on Nov 04, 2005

17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Best one by far!  Grrrrrrrrrr

on Nov 04, 2005
Nice! I used to be in Mensa before i got too poor to renew my membership... lol

Reminds me of a sign I used to hang in my office years ago (my boss didn't like it too much):
"If I'm so smart, why ain't I rich?"
on Nov 04, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, November 04, 200517. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets intoyour bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.Best one by far! Grrrrrrrrrr


I liked alla these doc, that's why I posted em.
on Nov 04, 2005
Reply By: ChakgogkaPosted: Friday, November 04, 2005Nice! I used to be in Mensa before i got too poor to renew my membership... lolReminds me of a sign I used to hang in my office years ago (my boss didn't like it too much):"If I'm so smart, why ain't I rich?"


exactly, I have met lots of "smart people" {including me btw} that totally fracked up their lives.
on Nov 04, 2005
rentertainment: when all you can afford is a blockbuster night.

...well, it's not mensa level, but I tried.
on Nov 04, 2005
#12 by InBloom
Friday, November 04, 2005


rentertainment: when all you can afford is a blockbuster night.

...well, it's not mensa level, but I tried.


better than plain ol smart, this came from "lovely" and that is much better that mensa smart.

so says MM
on Nov 04, 2005
Dil-D'OH! when you do something stupid and really screw yourself...
on Nov 04, 2005
I loved #2...

This was a good laugh.
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