What's that one piece of clothing you should never wear?

Also what body part do hate most about you?

Published on October 19, 2005 By Moderateman In Personal Relationships

This is just a simple getting to know more about you post.

Since it is my questions I feel it's only fair I answer first.

I have a robe, hunter green terry cloth that is in tatters, ratty looking would be a kind description, I just cannot let go of it.
It's soft, cuddly, and warm.
Colleen hates it with a passion but I will not get rid of it, nor will I buy a new one, hey it's my robe I will wear it if I wanna.

Two things about my body I hate, ok make it three, I hate my bent and crooked nose {broken 14 times} .

My pot belly, gross.

My ass? what ass? it fell off when I turned fifty, what's that about anyways?

OK your turn.

Comments (Page 1)

Dr Guy

on Oct 19, 2005

My Leather Bustier.

And my ugliest? Probably my face.

Texas Wahine

on Oct 19, 2005

1. Bent and crooked noses add character to a face.
2. Bellies are sexy on men.
3. Guys shouldn't have ghetto booties.

Right now I've got lots of stuff I shouldn't wear, haha.

One thing I should definitely get rid of is this wild Hawaiian print outfit with these swishy pants that are held on by a tie at the waist and the legs are split nearly up to the hip bone. The top that goes with them is a halter made out of that scrunchy, stretchy material. I can't wear a bra with it, and in addition to being small (about the size of a bra), it provides no breast support.

It's just plain wrong. Hehe.

Two things (out of the many) that I hate about my body:

1. I have a squishy buddha belly. I'm very self conscious about it.
2. I have really broad hips. Even when I'm thin, my hips are wide.

My body is designed for baby-making, haha. I should be a professional surrogate!

Dynosoar

on Oct 19, 2005

I would look absolutely awful in a speedo, even if I didn't have this keg hanging over my belt....( I quit working on 6 pack abs and went for quantity )

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

#1 by Dr. Guy
Wednesday, October 19, 2005

My Leather Bustier.
And my ugliest? Probably my face

um got any pics of you in a busier? heh heh

Naw ya gotta manly face like me, drmiler, k?

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

#2 by Texas Wahine
Wednesday, October 19, 2005

ummmmm more jiggles to the wiggle? heh
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. I have a squishy buddha belly. I'm very self conscious about it.
2. I have really broad hips. Even when I'm thin, my hips are wide.

My body is designed for baby-making, haha. I should be a professional surrogate!

do ya giggle like the pillsbury doughboy when pokes in tummy?

I like big hips onna gal, more cushion fer da pushin.

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

3 by Dynosoar
Wednesday, October 19, 2005

would look absolutely awful in a speedo, even if I didn't have this keg hanging over my belt....( I quit working on 6 pack abs and went for quantity )

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just ripped my eyes out at the thought of you in a speedo.

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

hey tex? how you doin btw? been stayin out cher way for a bit.

citahellion

on Oct 19, 2005

How in hell did you manage to break your nose 14 times???

Dr Guy

on Oct 19, 2005

How in hell did you manage to break your nose 14 times???

He kept running into balled up hands - MM was a klutz when he was a youngun.

dharmagrl

on Oct 19, 2005

Things I shouldn't wear: these short shorts that I've got that my butt cheeks hang out of. Great if I were 18, not so hot now that I'm twice that age (yikes!). Also, I have a halter top that, now my boobs have filled out again, doesn't really give me enough support. Actually, it doesn't give me any support at all. I also have these pajamas that have 'blame the dog' written on the ass and a picture of a dog with a little gas cloud coming out of his butt on the front of one of the legs. Dave doesn't like them, but they're sooooo comfortable that I can't bear to part with them. They're my Sunday morning, slob around at home pants.

Physically, I'd like to have firmer boobs. I'd love to be able to NOT wear a bra, to have them be perky of their own accord. I'd also like someone to do something with my nose. It looks like a rudimentary nose that someone stuck on my face but didn't refine or give it any shape.

Bellies ARE cute on dudes (as long as they're not slapping against their thighs), but there's one thing that NO man should ever wear, period: a speedo. I cannot think of any man who looks good in one.

Gimpyone

on Oct 19, 2005

First, YOU DO NOT THORW THAT ROBE AWAY I like that on you. 2 I LOVE YOUR NOSE SO SHUSH> and your belly too so there,

One thing I shoudln't be wearing all the time is these one pair of pajama bottoms, they have holes everywhere but damn they are comfortable.

I hate just about alal parts of my body. One thing I really dislike is my belly, it has been stretched beyond repair by the 5 kids I birthed, Alyssa Kelsey JAcob and the twins i lost . But I would rather have the belly and kids versus no belly and no kids.

Also would like to have a set of firm size at least B breast. I know most woman would want to be bigger but I would be happy with a B ( STOP LAUGHING ELIE) :}

terpfan1980

on Oct 19, 2005

1. Bent and crooked noses add character to a face.
2. Bellies are sexy on men.
3. Guys shouldn't have ghetto booties.

I read that stuff and all I can think of is Terri Clark's country song: Girls lie too.
Lyric's here:

Link

The following link actually includes the tune playing once you go there:

Link

Tova7

on Oct 19, 2005

I don't really hate any of my body parts....though I wouldn't mind having a bigger butt. I have a butt, meaning its not flat, however I'd love to have a butt like a petite black girl...

I like big butts and I can not lie......you other brothers can't deny.....

Buwahahahah.

Def shouldn't wear the leg warmers I've had since FLASHDANCE and still waiting for them to come back in style!

Dr Guy

on Oct 19, 2005

um got any pics of you in a busier? heh heh

hehehe. My wife throws all of mine out, so I just figured to go for a Pee Wee herman moment.

dharmagrl

on Oct 19, 2005

But I would rather have the belly and kids versus no belly and no kids.

I fel the same way about my stretchmarks. I don't have any on my belly, but the ones I do have are on my thighs and my hips. They look like little silver squiggles...but anyhoo, I'd rather have the 'badges of honor' as we call them and 3 happy, healthy kids than a perfect body and an empty nest.

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