What's that one piece of clothing you should never wear?

Also what body part do hate most about you?

Published on October 19, 2005 By Moderateman In Personal Relationships

This is just a simple getting to know more about you post.

Since it is my questions I feel it's only fair I answer first.

I have a robe, hunter green terry cloth that is in tatters, ratty looking would be a kind description, I just cannot let go of it.
It's soft, cuddly, and warm.
Colleen hates it with a passion but I will not get rid of it, nor will I buy a new one, hey it's my robe I will wear it if I wanna.

Two things about my body I hate, ok make it three, I hate my bent and crooked nose {broken 14 times} .

My pot belly, gross.

My ass? what ass? it fell off when I turned fifty, what's that about anyways?

OK your turn.

Comments (Page 2)

Dr Guy

on Oct 19, 2005

Physically, I'd like to have firmer boobs. I'd love to be able to NOT wear a bra, to have them be perky of their own accord.

Excuse me everyone. Dharma, if you got your wish, you could fill in for Madonna without any apparell! You would have to register them as lethal weapons! Diana Prince would be calling you for help!

OMG!!!!!!!

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

Reply By: citahellionPosted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005How in hell did you manage to break your nose 14 times???

I never managed to break my own nose, well once got hit in nose by a ground ball, the others were when I was very young and extremely stupid, I liked to brawl. ah youth wasted on the young.

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005How in hell did you manage to break your nose 14 times???He kept running into balled up hands - MM was a klutz when he was a youngun.

naw I was trying a new karate move, pounding the shit outta peoples hands with my nose. hahahahahaha

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

Reply By: dharmagrlPosted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005Things I shouldn't wear: these short shorts that I've got that my butt cheeks hang out of.

pretty sure I would like these, heh heh heh

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

Reply By: GimpyonePosted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005First, YOU DO NOT THORW THAT ROBE AWAY I like that on you. 2 I LOVE YOUR NOSE SO SHUSH> and your belly too so there,One thing I shoudln't be wearing all the time is these one pair of pajama bottoms, they have holes everywhere but damn they are comfortable. I hate just about alal parts of my body. One thing I really dislike is my belly, it has been stretched beyond repair by the 5 kids I birthed, Alyssa Kelsey JAcob and the twins i lost . But I would rather have the belly and kids versus no belly and no kids.Also would like to have a set of firm size at least B breast. I know most woman would want to be bigger but I would be happy with a B ( STOP LAUGHING ELIE) :}

you have boobs? no way!!!!!! tff...

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

Reply By: terpfan1980Posted: Wednesday, October 19, 20051. Bent and crooked noses add character to a face.2. Bellies are sexy on men.3. Guys shouldn't have ghetto booties.I read that stuff and all I can think of is Terri Clark's country song: Girls lie too.Lyric's here: LinkThe following link actually includes the tune playing once you go there:Link

gotta agree terp.... but what the heck a kind lie don't really count. {smiles}

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

Reply By: Tova7Posted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005I don't really hate any of my body parts....though I wouldn't mind having a bigger butt. I have a butt, meaning its not flat, however I'd love to have a butt like a petite black girl...I like big butts and I can not lie......you other brothers can't deny.....Buwahahahah.Def shouldn't wear the leg warmers I've had since FLASHDANCE and still waiting for them to come back in style!

oh god now I am seeing you sitting in a chair with water chreashing down on you, to the tune of Maniac goinng through my head.

bad tova, bad tove, {just kidding} heh

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

Reply By: dharmagrlPosted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005But I would rather have the belly and kids versus no belly and no kids.I feel the same way about my stretchmarks. I don't have any on my belly, but the ones I do have are on my thighs and my hips. They look like little silver squiggles...but anyhow, I'd rather have the 'badges of honor' as we call them and 3 happy, healthy kids than a perfect body and an empty nest.

D? gimpyone is one of the most incredibly sweet women on the planet and I have seen plenty guys hit on her.

Dr Guy

on Oct 19, 2005

naw I was trying a new karate move, pounding the shit outta peoples hands with my nose. hahahahahaha

I heard of that manuever. Never tried it tho. Have to look into it.

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

#24 by Dr. Guy
Wednesday, October 19, 2005

naw I was trying a new karate move, pounding the shit outta peoples hands with my nose. hahahahahaha

I heard of that manuever. Never tried it tho. Have to look into it.

I tried it enough to tell ya fer sure, DO NOT TRY THIS!!!!!

dharmagrl

on Oct 19, 2005

You would have to register them as lethal weapons! Diana Prince would be calling you for help!

I'm serious! I'd just like to be able to go bra-less and walk at a fast pace without being in danger of giving myself 2 black eyes....

pretty sure I would like these, heh heh heh

Maybe one day I'll send you a picture......

D? gimpyone is one of the most incredibly sweet women on the planet and I have seen plenty guys hit on her.

Oh, I believe it! She adores you and vice versa....and if you like her, she's GOTTA be nice.

Dr Guy

on Oct 19, 2005

I'm serious! I'd just like to be able to go bra-less and walk at a fast pace without being in danger of giving myself 2 black eyes....

Well, if Dave does not mind, I would sacrafice my eyes.....

JK! Dave, call off your platoon!

Moderateman

on Oct 19, 2005

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Dave, call off your platoon!

we can take him doc, or I could just bleed all over him and make him sick!v {just kiddin D}

Or maybe I can try that maneuver one more time, beat dave's hands up with my nose?

Texas Wahine

on Oct 19, 2005

ummmmm more jiggles to the wiggle? heh

Well, it covers everything that would jiggle or wiggle, but it's still...just...wrong.

do ya giggle like the pillsbury doughboy when pokes in tummy?

I'd kill anyone who did that to me.

I like big hips onna gal, more cushion fer da pushin.

I don't mind my shape, really. My boobs balance out my hips. But clothes nowadays are not made for chicks with hips.

dharma:

I fel the same way about my stretchmarks. I don't have any on my belly, but the ones I do have are on my thighs and my hips. They look like little silver squiggles...but anyhoo, I'd rather have the 'badges of honor' as we call them and 3 happy, healthy kids than a perfect body and an empty nest.

In Hawaiian culture, stretch marks (motherhood, fertility, etc.) are considered the heighth of attractiveness.

Texas Wahine

on Oct 19, 2005

Hehe. Here's something else I should probably get rid of...and probably should never have worn in the first place. But it was FUN!

I'm too old for stuff like that. Haha. But it's pink and black. I love pink and black. *sigh*

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