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Her name was angel
Published on September 28, 2005 By Moderateman In Misc
Long ago in another time MM use to "move" a little pot, just to keep my expenses down {so I could smoke for free}.

Anyway My cat angel was always a little strange, in a house filled with pit bulls, angel ruled with an iron claw.

The dogs knew better than to even sneer at her because the alpha dog {me} would get them and not get them nicely, But I digress.

I had this beautiful hand made pot box, where I stored all my paraphernalia and several varieties of pot, usually some red-bud or gold {both Colombians} and Maui wowee along with the famous panama red and Acapulco gold.

The box was left out in the open as was the custom then.

I started noticing that time to time several buds would turn up missing, and I just put it down to memory loss due to way to much smoking dope.

I started to roll one , broke the bud down removed seeds while leaving a few buds in the open lid for my next joint.

I felt the need to use the restroom and left the box open with the buds lying in plain sight.

Came back and noticed a bud missing, at first I was sure one of my kids was taking the pot for themselves and confronted them about it.

Both children denied it.

I started leaving buds out and kept my eye open to catch the kids, but to no avail, I just could not catch them red handed.

One day while walking by the living room I noticed angel {the cat remember her?} sneaking around, you know how cats sneak all the time.

Then I noticed a small bud in her mouth, watched her and tracked where she went.

She slipped under my youngest bed {carpeting under there} so the bed was not moved around.

I knelt down and looked under bed where angel was, and saw this amazing stash of pot, probablly close to 1/2 an ounce, a wide variety of buds from several different staches of mine.

The little vixen {she weighed 6 pounds} was stealing my pot, for what reason I do not know.

I had to apologize to my kids and kept the lid on my box closed from that point on.

Thats the story of my dope stealing cat.

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on Sep 29, 2005
you will hear a d.o.m. laugh

K i have been racking what brain i have left to figure out what D.O.M. stands for in your reply to me but cannot come up with it........... HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR she asks witgh a whine in her voice
on Sep 29, 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've already told my wife that if it comes to that I'm putting a Harley V-twin in mine! I'll just have to make sure it has a big bore kit, S&S carb and nitrous.

Yea, so what about us auto mechanically dunces?  You expect us to keep up on a Rascal?

on Sep 29, 2005
Reply By: drmilerPosted: Thursday, September 29, 2005Reply By: drmilerPosted: Thursday, September 29, 2005#11 by drmiler Wednesday, September 28, 2005 Actually I wish we had met "before" I left California! who knows what the future holds doc, we might yet meet one day. that would be a great day indeed.It would all depend on how old we are at the time. worse comes to worse we can have wheel chair drag races.. he heh hehHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've already told my wife that if it comes to that I'm putting a Harley V-twin in mine! I'll just have to make sure it has a big bore kit, S&S carb and nitrous.


I am going for the simple stuff, gunshots to yer tires. heh
on Sep 29, 2005
Reply By: GimpyonePosted: Thursday, September 29, 2005you will hear a d.o.m. laugh K i have been racking what brain i have left to figure out what D.O.M. stands for in your reply to me but cannot come up with it........... HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR she asks witgh a whine in her voice


D.O.M.= Dirty Old Man sheeeeesh chele
on Sep 29, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, September 29, 2005HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've already told my wife that if it comes to that I'm putting a Harley V-twin in mine! I'll just have to make sure it has a big bore kit, S&S carb and nitrous.Yea, so what about us auto mechanically dunces? You expect us to keep up on a Rascal?


read my reply docguy. lol
on Sep 29, 2005
Reply By: drmilerPosted: Thursday, September 29, 2005Reply By: drmilerPosted: Thursday, September 29, 2005#11 by drmiler Wednesday, September 28, 2005 Actually I wish we had met "before" I left California! who knows what the future holds doc, we might yet meet one day. that would be a great day indeed.It would all depend on how old we are at the time. worse comes to worse we can have wheel chair drag races.. he heh hehHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've already told my wife that if it comes to that I'm putting a Harley V-twin in mine! I'll just have to make sure it has a big bore kit, S&S carb and nitrous.


I am going for the simple stuff, gunshots to yer tires. heh


"Solid tires"....shoot away. Come big or stay at home.
on Sep 29, 2005
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've already told my wife that if it comes to that I'm putting a Harley V-twin in mine! I'll just have to make sure it has a big bore kit, S&S carb and nitrous.

Yea, so what about us auto mechanically dunces? You expect us to keep up on a Rascal?


It's called a "tow chain"!
on Sep 29, 2005
#21 by drmiler
Thursday, September 29, 2005


Solid tires"....shoot away. Come big or stay at home


home loads hydrostatic rounds,explodes on impart.. banned by all civilized nations, except the nation of mod, heh
on Sep 29, 2005
You may have caught on sooner if the cat started watching TV and eating Doritoes all day

~Zoo
on Sep 29, 2005
24 by Zoologist03
Thursday, September 29, 2005


You may have caught on sooner if the cat started watching TV and eating Doritoes all day

~Zoo


lmao zoo, we had one ofd the first magnetic close refridgerators, they had very weak magnets, angel could open the door and did I caught her more than one time IN the fridge eating. hmmmmmmmm

catmunchies.
on Sep 30, 2005

read my reply docguy. lol

I dont play with guns.

on Sep 30, 2005

It's called a "tow chain"!

My Cousin the State Trooper will take care of your "tow chain"!

on Sep 30, 2005
It's called a "tow chain"!

My Cousin the State Trooper will take care of your "tow chain"!


He better be able to go "real" fast "off-road". Cause that's where I'm headed. I'm of the opinion that any idiot on a bike (motor cycle) or snow mobile that gets a ticket, "deserves" that ticket.
on Sep 30, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, September 30, 2005read my reply docguy. lolI dont play with guns.


doc!!! me and john were having fun, do you really think either one of us would use a gun for fun?

lighten up will ya?
on Sep 30, 2005
Reply By: drmilerPosted: Friday, September 30, 2005It's called a "tow chain"!My Cousin the State Trooper will take care of your "tow chain"!He better be able to go "real" fast "off-road". Cause that's where I'm headed. I'm of the opinion that any idiot on a bike (motor cycle) or snow mobile that gets a ticket, "deserves" that ticket.


there was a day when this was true, but now with the damn computers and radios in police cars, it's hard to get away from them. lets not forget choppers in the air over yer head too.
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