Long ago in another time MM use to "move" a little pot, just to keep my expenses down {so I could smoke for free}.
Anyway My cat angel was always a little strange, in a house filled with pit bulls, angel ruled with an iron claw.
The dogs knew better than to even sneer at her because the alpha dog {me} would get them and not get them nicely, But I digress.
I had this beautiful hand made pot box, where I stored all my paraphernalia and several varieties of pot, usually some red-bud or gold {both Colombians} and Maui wowee along with the famous panama red and Acapulco gold.
The box was left out in the open as was the custom then.
I started noticing that time to time several buds would turn up missing, and I just put it down to memory loss due to way to much smoking dope.
I started to roll one , broke the bud down removed seeds while leaving a few buds in the open lid for my next joint.
I felt the need to use the restroom and left the box open with the buds lying in plain sight.
Came back and noticed a bud missing, at first I was sure one of my kids was taking the pot for themselves and confronted them about it.
Both children denied it.
I started leaving buds out and kept my eye open to catch the kids, but to no avail, I just could not catch them red handed.
One day while walking by the living room I noticed angel {the cat remember her?} sneaking around, you know how cats sneak all the time.
Then I noticed a small bud in her mouth, watched her and tracked where she went.
She slipped under my youngest bed {carpeting under there} so the bed was not moved around.
I knelt down and looked under bed where angel was, and saw this amazing stash of pot, probablly close to 1/2 an ounce, a wide variety of buds from several different staches of mine.
The little vixen {she weighed 6 pounds} was stealing my pot, for what reason I do not know.
I had to apologize to my kids and kept the lid on my box closed from that point on.
Thats the story of my dope stealing cat.