America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
not really.
Published on August 10, 2005 By Moderateman In Personal Relationships
My sweet baby colleen drives me insane sometimes, it's the little stuff that gets me.

She is an incredible dresser, neat as can be, good taste, impeccabley coifted, lite on the make-up.

Now here is what drives me insane, she hits the house and her clothes start flying, a bra here, panty hose there, blouse here, And me being the anal man that I am, I follow her around picking them up.

Every so often I collect them and gently fling them across the room, sometimes hang them from the chandeler so she cannot reach them. heh heh heh.

what little things drives you nuts about your partner?

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on Aug 10, 2005
His version of conversation is "How ya doin'?" lol

He scratches himself ALL the time.

He doesn't shave all that often and I'm not a big fan of whisker burn.

Sometimes I think he loves that motorcycle more than me.

But he's still my best friend and I still love him.
on Aug 10, 2005
1 by Marcie Helen
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


His version of conversation is "How ya doin'?" lol


oh my marcie that would make me more nuts than I already am.

colleen and I have conversation all the time. sometimes inane, mostly quality.

I shave once every 5 days unless I am going out to do something. colleen is not a fan of whisker burn either.
on Aug 10, 2005

Her back seat driving!

So I never drive when it is us.  Except if we are unlucky enough to get a stick!

on Aug 10, 2005
He's a slob, but he complains about the house being a mess.

He snores.

He farts more than anyone I know, and he does so indiscriminately when he's at home.
on Aug 10, 2005
@ Karen. Ryan doesn't really fart that much unless its in the morning...then he's full.

I'm the farter in the family...I just have a nice big tall cold glass or milk or a bowl of ice cream and let the lactose inolerance kick in...

Ahhhhhh....
on Aug 10, 2005
#3 by Dr. Guy
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


Her back seat driving!


I gave colleens mom a back seat drivers liscence, so colleen comes by her backseat driving honestly.
on Aug 10, 2005
4 by dharmagrl
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


He farts more than anyone I know, and he does so indiscriminately when he's at home.


sometimes when I am feeling particulately evil I fart in a store and shout! COLLEEN! stopppppppppppppppp lol boy does her face get red.
on Aug 10, 2005
5 by Marcie Helen
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


I'm the farter in the family...


and I will bet when you guys got together no one knew you farted, cause at first ladies are sooo well behaved {men too} I did not know colleen knew how to fart till we were together about 9 months, then she got comfortable and let them rip, now she raises her leg and aims them {only in private at home}
on Aug 10, 2005

He snores.

He farts more than anyone I know, and he does so indiscriminately when he's at home.

I thought this was about bad habits, not male habits.

on Aug 10, 2005
His refusal to dry off in the shower, and not on the bathroom rug!

He makes a mess of the sink just to wash and brush up in the mornings!

He likes to collect junk - sees an electrical equipment thrown outside, oh it might be good, takes it home check it out, most times tosses it back!

Doesn't shave often enough - I hate whisker burns too!

His aim is bad, splashes me when I'm combing my hair! (sometimes I think he likes that heehee!)

Terrorizes the kids and me with sloppy kisses - haha, nope not so bad really!

The kitchen is a river when he washes the dishes!
on Aug 10, 2005
#9 by little_whip
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


By far, his careless smoking!

There are ashes EVERYWHERE, every day. I have wipe, sweep, and vacuum them up. And there isnt a single horizontal surface in the house without a cigarette burn, nor a single blanket, comforter, carpet, or bit of furniture.


when we were stoners and drunks we had NO sheets, blankets furnature that did not have burn holes, my body is burned and scared from nodding off and the pall mall burning thru my fingers.

I do not miss those days.

we smoke in garage, NEVER in house.
on Aug 10, 2005
#11 by Dr. Guy
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


thought this was about bad habits, not male habits.


tff doc.
on Aug 10, 2005
#12 by foreverserenity
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


He likes to collect junk



so did colleen now we do not do it.


His aim is bad, splashes me when I'm combing my hair! (sometimes I think he likes that heehee!)


I squat to pee now, pressure sucks, I went from being able to pee the constitution to dribbles.
on Aug 10, 2005
Ryan doesn't really fart that much unless its in the morning...then he's full.


Dave farts all the time. Doesn't matter whether it's morning, noon or night, Dave farts. We can be sitting together, watching TV, and he'll just raise a cheek and let one rip. They're not usually terribly stinky, just loud.

and I will bet when you guys got together no one knew you farted, cause at first ladies are sooo well behaved


Not me, brother. I farted in front of Dave before he farted in front of me. In fact, I asked him why he didn't fart in front of me, and asked him to please start because that would show me that he really was as comfortable as he claimed to be around me. So, he started farting around me...and he just hasn't stopped.

sometimes when I am feeling particulately evil I fart in a store and shout! COLLEEN! stopppppppppppppppp


He doesn't do that, but he does let stinkers and fails to warn me upfront...so I get a noseful or if I'm REALLY unlucky, a mouthful...

thought this was about bad habits, not male habits.


It is about bad habits. I fart too! And I snore sometimes!


no offense to dharma or the other Brits that blog here) his attention to oral hygeine is...er...damn near non-existant.


None taken, sistah. We're notorious for having bad teeth.
on Aug 10, 2005
Reply By: little_whipPosted: Wednesday, August 10, 2005


ssomehow I do not think fart and pee conversation could make you run screaming anytime.

just my opinion.

btw? how can I get in on all this I.M. conversation? I would love talking to a few of you in IM.


MM
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