She drives me insane.

not really.

Published on August 10, 2005 By Moderateman In Personal Relationships

My sweet baby colleen drives me insane sometimes, it's the little stuff that gets me.

She is an incredible dresser, neat as can be, good taste, impeccabley coifted, lite on the make-up.

Now here is what drives me insane, she hits the house and her clothes start flying, a bra here, panty hose there, blouse here, And me being the anal man that I am, I follow her around picking them up.

Every so often I collect them and gently fling them across the room, sometimes hang them from the chandeler so she cannot reach them. heh heh heh.

what little things drives you nuts about your partner?

Comments (Page 2)

Moderateman

on Aug 10, 2005

no offense to dharma or the other Brits that blog here) his attention to oral hygeine is...er...damn near non-existant.None taken, sistah. We're notorious for having bad teeth.

my baby has got great teeth, she was born in england {onna airforce base} in west riceslip {spelling} ?

Dr Guy

on Aug 10, 2005

It is about bad habits. I fart too! And I snore sometimes!

My Wife bitches about both as well, and has smacked me awake on occasion for both! Only to return the 'gifts' several days later.

But I will admit, my snoring is worse and I do fart more. I am male! Women just dont keep their mouth closed long enough to build up the pressure.

{running and ducking for cover}

Texas Wahine

on Aug 10, 2005

Hehehe...this reminds me of a Simpsons episode where they go to a marriage retreat. They are asked to list their partner's flaws, and Marge goes on like that from evening to early morning when her voice gives out...hahaha

Adrian is pretty easy to live with.

Of course, he has the same issues with farting and on more than one occasion, he has farted "at" me. To be fair, though, I often say, "Hey, guess what?" and when the kids or Adrian turn to ask me what, I burp. Hehe.

I don't know...he doesn't really do that much annoying stuff. I'm the annoying one in the family.

Gah...

Sometimes he listens to the music in the car really super loud and then when I get in I nearly lose my hearing. But I pull the seat up really far (hey, I'm a lot shorter than him) and when he gets in, he's all cramped and has to move the seat back. So I guess that's fair.

Oh, oh...sometimes he obsesses with cleaning. I'm wanting to chill, and he'll be cleaning stuff that doesn't really need it. He'll spend an hour washing the porch. And he washes the car too much.

And he puts stuff in the passenger side so that when I get in I have to move a kevlar or empty Dr.Pepper bottle before I sit down.

*shrugs*

He's just not very annoying. You ought to ask him what I do that drives HIM crazy. Hahaha...that would be a long list.

dharmagrl

on Aug 10, 2005

west riceslip

West Ruslip, honey. Nice try though!

Moderateman

on Aug 10, 2005

22 by dharmagrl
Wednesday, August 10, 2005

west riceslip

West Ruslip, honey. Nice try though!

thanx for the correction.

Moderateman

on Aug 10, 2005

22 by dharmagrl
Wednesday, August 10, 2005

west riceslip

West Ruslip, honey. Nice try though!

thanx for the correction.

Moderateman

on Aug 10, 2005

22 by dharmagrl
Wednesday, August 10, 2005

west riceslip

West Ruslip, honey. Nice try though!

thanx for the correction.

for tex,
next time try a verp instead of a burp that will get him good.

island_gurl12

on Aug 10, 2005

I know the farting is the worst of the lot, especially when i get cupcakes aaaggghhhhh, DISGUSTING!!!!

But that's Darren. I'll have to come back to this if i find someone new with horrible habits...

Moderateman

on Aug 10, 2005

h8_@excite.comWhen you add me, though, my screen name comes up as "fupp you." (Or fupp off, or fupped up, or something like that. Its a reference to my most famous poetry penning name, finger-puppet, which got shortened to fuppet.)

thank you whip.

Moderateman

on Aug 10, 2005

No toejam clearners in living room> how about cutting toenails and not picking them up.

Reply By: island_gurl12Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2005I know the farting is the worst of the lot, especially when i get cupcakes aaaggghhhhh, DISGUSTING!!!!But that's Darren. I'll have to come back to this if i find someone new with horrible habits...

just remember farting is his way of saying "i know you accept me totally.]

brappppppppppp poot poot boom fsizzzzzzzzzzzt,

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