America has problems, but America is NOT THE PROBLEM!~
Response to a certain col.
Published on April 29, 2005 By Moderateman In Humor
It has been reported on good faith by a democrat close to the Bush whitehouse, that for almost 4 years now President Bush has been secretly importing rare Mountain gorrilla poop and consuming it with english breakfast tea.

Nancy Pelsoi and harry reid express their outrage that the cost of avaition fuel being what it is, that the importation of gorrilla poop
is gross misconduct by the president, both supporting that President Bush should be happy and satisfied eating all the democrap poop they have been shovling the american public for the last 5 years.

The sky is falling, the sky is falling and its all Bushes fault says senator Chick N. Little.

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on Apr 29, 2005
Reply By: little_whipPosted: Friday, April 29, 2005You're not a trip, MM, yer a goddamn journey!~wonders whatever will he think of next?~


My motto is " just when you think you have me pegged, I hip check ya inna wall" lmao your a journey yerself kid

yer number one fan,

elie
on Apr 29, 2005
In fact, word has it that Ken Lay has moved on to be the CEO of a primate feces import company

(the rumour is, of course, unsubstantiated!)
on Apr 29, 2005

For the last time, it is not Gorilla poop!  It is east Malaysian Lemur Poop!

Even an orangutang knows the difference!

on Apr 29, 2005
Thank you for wasting my time with that article.
on Apr 29, 2005
5 by unc3415
Friday, April 29, 2005


Thank you for wasting my time with that article


gee you must have missed the HUMOR ad at the beginning of this... idiotchild
on Apr 29, 2005
3 by Gideon MacLeish
Friday, April 29, 2005


In fact, word has it that Ken Lay has moved on to be the CEO of a primate feces import company

(the rumour is, of course, unsubstantiated!)


heck no ask colgene he has proof positive all about this, just no facts, but that never stopped a bush basher yet.
on Apr 29, 2005
6 by little_whip
Friday, April 29, 2005


Young sir, I am an epic adventure


young? why hell kid I got skid marks older than you.

ewwwwwwwwwwww
on Apr 30, 2005
yes! i knew he was eating . . . .

oh.

TBT
on Apr 30, 2005
JU is like a box o chocolate, you never know whut yer gonna get, and we do have some nutty centers mixed in with the creamies.


I always get the PB crap! I hate PB candy!
on Apr 30, 2005
President bush eats gorilla crap because he is a war criminal.

BTW, women to women, I love to eat bush.

Yours truly,
Rosie O'Dike
on Apr 30, 2005
10 by TaBoo Tenente
Saturday, April 30, 2005


yes! i knew he was eating . . . .

oh.

TBT


of course I have no idea... good to see yer name around again tbt.
on Apr 30, 2005
#11 by Dr. Guy
Saturday, April 30, 2005


JU is like a box o chocolate, you never know whut yer gonna get, and we do have some nutty centers mixed in with the creamies.


I always get the PB crap! I hate PB candy!


send it over here, my lady loves it.
on Apr 30, 2005
12 by Rosie O' Dike (Anonymous user)
Saturday, April 30, 2005


President bush eats gorilla crap because he is a war criminal.

BTW, women to women, I love to eat bush.

Yours truly,
Rosie O'Dike


war criminal? hmmmmm heroic figure yes, great man yes, terrific leader yes.. war criminal.. hmmmm

btw unless this thing is a clit I sure ain't a woman.
on Apr 30, 2005
Dabe beats us kids with her cane b/c we love pres. bush.
on Apr 30, 2005

send it over here, my lady loves it.

So does mine!

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